After Ann Coulter’s tweet during the Republican Debates regarding the abundance of ISRAEL shoutouts…
“How many f—ing Jews do these people think there are in the United States?”
Writer AJ Jacobs posted this to Facebook:
Recently, Ann Coulter tweeted an interesting question during the GOP debates: “How many f—ing Jews do these people think there are in the United States?”
Thanks for asking Ann. I’ve been busy trying to figure out how many ‘f—ing Jews’ there are.
If you’re defining ‘f—ing Jews’ as those Jews who have been sexually active in the last month, the Kinsey Institute indicates that about half of all Americans are sexually active (that includes all genders, ages, etc.) Assuming Jewish people are equal to the average American in libido, that would be 3.25 million sexually active Jews (half of 6.5 million). So that’s 3.25 f—ing Jews.
BUT if she meant, how many Jews were actually f—ing at the time she tweeted, that’s a smaller number. According to a 2001 survey, the average American married couple has sex 132 times a year. According to a Canadian study, average coitus lasts 5-7 minutes. So let’s round it off at 6. So that’s 1/240th of the day every three days or so, which means 1/720th of the time is spent having sex.
SO…divide 3.25 million by 720 and you get…
4,513 f—ing Jews. There’s your answer, Ann! 4,513 f—ing Jews in the United States at any one time.
(NOTE: This is an estimate and my statistics and/or math may be very off. So if anyone has better statistics then please let me know. I want to be as accurate as Trump is about autism, if not more so!)
Though SETH ROGEN’s response was additionally hilarious, and perfectly juxtaposed against his Rosh Hashana greetings