Galenas, If you're gonna post this, please do so anonymously. I'm not Jewish. -SOB Al cheit that i unfriended you cuz you update your status too fucking often. Al cheit that i forwarded one of your inane posts to a friend so we could both laugh at you. Al cheit that i stared at your new profile pic and thought of how much i wanna bang you. Al cheit that i spent too much time looking at pics of your little sister and her hot friends. Al cheit that i spent too much time looking at pics of your little sisters even younger friends. Al cheit that I broke up with you by changing my relationship status and then just stopped calling. Al cheit that I go offline the second that you Im me. Al cheit that I Im you the second you pop up online, sorta like, I donno, a stalker. Al cheit that I friended hot friends of friends, even though I don't know them, just because they're hot. Al cheit that I used fb to sell my bike for more than I paid for it 20 years ago, if I actually paid it in the first place. Al cheit that I tagged you as 'whore'. Al cheit that I untagged myself cuz I really didn't want people to know we're actually friends. (We have) friended. (We have) unfriended. (We have) tagged. (We have) untagged. (We have) stalked. (We have) touched ourselves. (We have) facebooked in front of our dates. (We have) facebooked in front of our bosses. (We have) liked by mistake. (We have) liked on purpose. G'mar Tov.