All the shmura matzas (all the shmura matzas)

All the shmura matzas (all the shmura matzas)

All the shmura matzas (all the shmura matzas)

All the shmura matzas, now put your cups up 

 

Up late for the seder (club)

We just broke the middle (Up)

I'm doing my own hillel sandwich thing 

 

You decided to double dip (dip)

And now you ask for a parsnip (again)

Cause just another night this is not for Heebs

 

I'm up to Korech (him)

He up to Baraich (me)

Don't give him any afikomen

 

'Cause JEws've cried our tears (tears)

For 210 sad years (years)

You can't be mad for JEws to be free 

 

Cause if you like it then you shoulda put charoset on it

If you like it then you shoulda put charoset on it

Don't be mad once you see that he want it

If you like it then you shoulda put charoset on it 

 

Wha-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Wha-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh 

 

Cause if you like it then you shoulda put charoset on it

If you like it then you shoulda put charoset on it

Don't be mad once you see that sandwich want it

If you like it then you shoulda put charoset on it 

 

I got wine on my lips (lips)

matzah on my hips (hips)

Hold the afikomen close to me 

 

Kiddushing up (up)

Drinkin' my cup (cup)

I can care less what Egyptians think 

 

I need to say the blessing

Did I mention?

Don't pass me another parsley tree 

 

Cause Jew had their turn (turn)

And now you're gonna learn (learn)

What it really feels like to be free 

 

Cause if you like it then you shoulda put charoset on it

If you like it then you shoulda put charoset on it

Don't be mad once you see that sandwich want it

If you like it then you shoulda put charoset on it 

 

Wha-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Wha-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh 

 

Cause if you like it then you shoulda put charoset on it

If you like it then you shoulda put charoset on it

Don't be mad once you see that he want it

If you like it then you shoulda put charoset on it 

 

Wha-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Wha-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh 

 

All the shmura matzas (all the shmura matzas)

All the shmura matzas (all the shmura matzas)

All the shmura matzas (all the shmura matzas)

All the shmura matzas, now put your hands up 

 

Wha-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Wha-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh 

 

Wha-oh-oh

Cause if you like it then you shoulda put charoset on it

If you like it then you shoulda put charoset on it

Don't be mad once you see that he want it

If you like it then you shoulda put charoset on it 

 

Wha-oh-oh

Cause if you like it then you shoulda put charoset on it

If you like it then you shoulda put charoset on it

Don't be mad once you see that he want it

If you like it then you shoulda put charoset on it 

 

Wha-oh-oh