Since everyone I know right now is getting psyched to see the movie event of umm November about Kazakhstan's sixth most famous man, Borat (Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan)- I figured why not just put together a compendium of all our bangitout's idiotic material on the great adventures of Mr.Sagdiyev.
- Borat Dating Episode video
- Borat visits Cambridge video
- Borat in the Hamptons video
- Borat's GQ Speech
- Borat's Secret Baby pic
- Borat & Iran pic
- Dancing Borat! pic
- Real Kazakhstan President wearing kippah pic
- BORAT trains a Jew-hating attack DOG! video
- Borat Dinner Prayer – to a tune to Musaf!
- THE Borat and Jon Stewart Interview video
- Ali G.'s Best of Borat in the UK video
- Borat goes hunting for Jews video
- The greatest episode ever: Throw the Jew Down the Well video
- The Official BORAT Movie Trailer video
- Ali G shows up at Ramat Orah for Rosh Hashana
- Borat on Conan OBrian video
- Borat on FOX News: Jews Killed the Dinosaurs video
- Borat dances with BECK on Dave Letterman video
- Borat finds out Jon Stewart is a Jew! video
- Visit Kazahkstan Poster photo
- Borat Parade NYC Halloween 2006 photo
- Borat visits the Republican Club video
- Borat Interviewed by Yarmulke wearing Matt Zaller video
- Borat Soundboard flash
- Borat on REGIS video
- Borat at the Republican Club video
- Sacha Baron Cohen on Jon Stewart as himself! video
here are some Borat Quotes for the road: below are some more:
Kazakhstan is more civilised now. Women can now travel on inside of bus, and homosexuals no longer have to wear blue hat.
America national sport is called baseballs. It very similar to our sport, shurik, where we take dogs, shoot them in a field and then have a party.
In U.S. and A. they treat horses like we in Kazakhstan treat our women. They feed them two times a day. They have them sleep on straw in a small box. And for entertainment, they make them jump over fences while being whipped.
American wine is like Kazakhstani wine, but not made from fermented horse urine.
Very sorry to interrupt politic. Might I make a shit in your house?
Yakshemash! In US of A, democracy is very different from Kazakhstan. In America, woman *can* vote, but horse – *cannot*!
My wife she is dead…she die in a field…she die from work, an accident, but is not important, I have a new wife.
Every Englishman must have a hobby. Some like to collect the stamp, some like to make the jam, but the most fun is to a kill a little animal with a shotgun or rip them up with wild dog.
In Kazakhstan we have many hobbies: disco dancing, archery, rape, and table tennis.
There are many job opportunities in the US and of A. For men, construction worker, taxi driver or accountant. For woman, prostitute.
But if she cheat on me, I will crush her!
My wife, she is scared of men with chocolate face, there won't be any around here?
Throw the Jew down the well,
So my country can be free,
You must grab him by the horns,
Then we have a big party.
I hope you kill every man, woman and child in Iraq, down to the lizards. And may George W. Bush drink the blood of every man, woman and child in Iraq.
Life is indeed darkness save when there is urge,
And all urge is blind save when there is knowledge,
And all knowledge is vain save when there is work,
And all work is empty save when there is love.