Since everyone I know right now is getting psyched to see the movie event of umm November about Kazakhstan's sixth most famous man, Borat (Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan)- I figured why not just put together a compendium of all our bangitout's idiotic material on the great adventures of Mr.Sagdiyev.

here are some Borat Quotes for the road: below are some more:

Kazakhstan is more civilised now. Women can now travel on inside of bus, and homosexuals no longer have to wear blue hat.

America national sport is called baseballs. It very similar to our sport, shurik, where we take dogs, shoot them in a field and then have a party.

In U.S. and A. they treat horses like we in Kazakhstan treat our women. They feed them two times a day. They have them sleep on straw in a small box. And for entertainment, they make them jump over fences while being whipped.

American wine is like Kazakhstani wine, but not made from fermented horse urine.

Very sorry to interrupt politic. Might I make a shit in your house?

Yakshemash! In US of A, democracy is very different from Kazakhstan. In America, woman *can* vote, but horse – *cannot*!

My wife she is dead…she die in a field…she die from work, an accident, but is not important, I have a new wife.
Every Englishman must have a hobby. Some like to collect the stamp, some like to make the jam, but the most fun is to a kill a little animal with a shotgun or rip them up with wild dog.
In Kazakhstan we have many hobbies: disco dancing, archery, rape, and table tennis.

There are many job opportunities in the US and of A. For men, construction worker, taxi driver or accountant. For woman, prostitute.

But if she cheat on me, I will crush her!

My wife, she is scared of men with chocolate face, there won't be any around here?

Throw the Jew down the well,
So my country can be free,
You must grab him by the horns,
Then we have a big party.

I hope you kill every man, woman and child in Iraq, down to the lizards. And may George W. Bush drink the blood of every man, woman and child in Iraq.

Life is indeed darkness save when there is urge,
And all urge is blind save when there is knowledge,
And all knowledge is vain save when there is work,
And all work is empty save when there is love.