The American Medical Association has weighed in on Obama's new health
care package.  The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the
Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.  The
Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the
Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
Meanwhile,  Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a
misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea
shortsighted.  Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!”. while the
Pediatricians said, “Oh, grow up!”

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the
Radiologists could see right through it.  Surgeons decided to wash
their hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it would
indeed be a  bitter pill to swallow.  The Plastic Surgeons opined that
this proposal would “put a whole new face on the matter”.

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were
pissed off at the whole idea.  Anesthesiologists thought the whole
idea was a gas, and those softy Cardiologists didn't have the heart to
say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up
to the assholes in Washington .