The Chanukah Song – Part 4
Lyrics by Barry Postrygacz Copyright December 2nd 2006 Barry2kp@aol.com
It's time for Chanukah Once again it's Chanukah
The miracle of Chanukah.
Chanukah is the festival of lights.
One day of presents?
We get eight crazy nights.
But if you still feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree
I guess Adam sandlers first 3 songs didn't do it for ya
So here comes one from Barry P!
James Caan plays his Gangsters with extra Italian Dressing
Jesse Spano got through Hebrew school with a little undressing
Michelle Trachtenberg wore a string bikini on her eurotrip
What Scotty doesn't know is that underneath shes got a pair of kosher t*ts!
We got Seth Cohen, Zach Braff and Scarlett Johannsen
Paul Pfiefer is also Jewish, and no!, he isn't Marilyn Manson!
(He's a Lawyer, Go figure!)
We may not get to kiss underneath the mistletoe
Evan Rachel Wood Acted like a hoe in Thirteen
It's okay!, she had her Bat Mitzvah a Year ago!
Put on the yarmulke
Here comes Chanukah
Sascha Cohens Borat lives in Kazakhstanica
but doesn't Celebrate Chanukah.
Mel Gibson –not a big fan of the Crew!
Well, maybe that's because his Savior was Crucified by the Je.. (Nah, just kidding, it was the Romans!)
Ron Popeil uses his Showtime Rotisserie to cook his Kosher Chickens
Another Invention he Came up with
Was a Carrot Chopper that also does Circumcisions!
As for half jewish actors
Rachel Bilson is quite the Stunner
Two of the guys from Men at Work are Jewish
and they come from a Land Down Under!
There's Pauly Shore, Jon Stewart, Jake Gyllenhaal and Jeremy Piven.
Ari Gold Gets into a lot of fights but then negotiates to
Hug it out over Knishes!
It's time to celebrate Chanukah.
I hope I get an Encyclopedia Britt-anica
on this joyful, toyful Chanukah.
So get a push up bra-nica
And eat your custard dessert flan-ica
If you really really want-ukah.
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy Chan-u-kah!
So shalom this Hanukkah, from Mr Barry P