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Top Ten Rosh Hashanah Pickup Lines
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Rosh HaSingles Posted: 09-24-2006(Viewed 14444 times)
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10. Today must be Yom Hazikaron cause I'll never forget the day we met.
9. You are a 10 on my scale of judgement.
8. I need to make a Shechianu--cause dang--you are my new fruit.
7. The only book I need opened today is my little black book, of life.
6. When I see you I fall to my knees like bowing at Alienu
5. Our New Year Resolutions should be "Haari At Mikudeshet"
4. Are you a Pomegrante? cause you just left a stain on my heart
3. Is your dad a baker? Cause you got the roundest challahs in town!
2. Lets skip the apples, and get straight to the honey.
1. You had me at Malchios
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Yehoshua |
| Date: |
09-24-2006 |
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8 |
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- Do I make you horn-y?
- Is that a tekia gedola in your pants or are you just glad to see me?
- lets put our broken shvarim together and make a tekia together
- You must be a fish, cause I'd throw it all away for you
- Care to go Honey-Dipping?
- FishHead Yi hi ratzon is a prayer to be fruitful like fish. Lets get started!
- Pomegrenates arent the only things we alot of seeds!
- Are you a Kittel? Cause I feeel like an angel when I am around you.
- I just proclaimed God as the King of Kings. Can I make you my Queen of Queens?
- As long as I can see you over the mechitzah, the davening can go all day!
- The shofar sounds like someone crying, mainly cause we are not together yet
- You had me a malchios
- Are you a Shofar? Cause man you blow me away
- Are you a Shofar? Cause wow, you got some amazing curves
- Are you a Shofar? Cause I dont mean to toot your horn but you are hot!
- Are you a Shofar? Cause you are music to my ears
- Are you a Shofar? Cause I'd love to do the driving for you.
- You put the tissue in Teshuva
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09-25-2006 |
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10 |
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A Groom is compared to a King. Let's get down to the annointing! |
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| Average Rating: | 9 out of 10 |
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