• The Butcher, in Monsey, with the treif chicken
• My father at the seder with the two zuzim
• Elijah at in foyer with the shankbone
• The Neturay Karta, in the newspapers, with thier Sinas Chinam 

First, of all, this completely unfair, as I really did think of this first!  I have a work in progress on the "OZ Clue Game"

How about this one:

--The Gabbai, at the bimah, with the yad.

(Does Hashem love me more now?)