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Top 10 Ways the Purim Story would go down in Modern Times
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Weekly Bang Staff Posted: 03-09-2007(Viewed 2636 times)
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10. Esther would be chosen based on your votes ala American Idol (standard text rates due apply)
9. US WEEKLY would coin the couple name: "Vachashverosh" and "Achashesther"
8. Book of records, actually just Achashverosh's blog archive
7. Letters sent out to all the provinces would have a line at the bottom: "Forward this to 10 Friends Now"
6. 3 days of fasting & prayer would be called The "Save Esther and Darfur" Rally
5. Mordechai would learn of Bigson/Teresh's plot at the water cooler
4. Haman would use a viral email campaign to get the message out about annihilating local Jews
3. Zeresh would dump only the recyclables on Haman's Head
2. Haman execution would be posted on Youtube.com
1. Esther would run for president in '08
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Shuli, MA |
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03-09-2007 |
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- Photos from Achasverosh's Party would probably be on bangitout.com
- Haman would change his name to Ahmadinejad and have a holocaust denial conference
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Esther Leah, NY, NY |
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04-24-2007 |
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The gallows on which Haman is hung would be located at 95th between Amsterdam and Columbus, for all to see. |
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