AliG: Yo Check it here we is at the Seder with my main man Abram Alan Jenud, He be a Pappa Jew growing up in Stains, practicing an ancient jewish custom of Seder which be eating 4 cups of wine, with some of his home grown, aight"

So What is Matzah?

Uncle A: Matzah is an unleavened bread that was formed when the Jews came out of Egypt

Chaim:: Woah! Woah!, I don't know about no coming out, but if that is the way you is, then I won't judge your or anything

Uncle A: Came out? I mean that they left Egypt

Chaim:: Whatever its cool I won't judge you or anything

 Uncle A: Really I am strait, honestly I have 6 Grand children

Chaim:: Booyakash, aight, so Why is this night different from all other nights?

Uncle A: On all other nights we eat regular vegetables but tonight we only eat biter herb

Chaim:: Herb, I know all about the Herb RESPEK!!!!

Uncle A: Not Herb , Bitter Herbs like home Made horseradich

Chaim:: Home- Made is the best type man, you know back in stains my boy Crazy Joe, only Smoke the Home Grown, It Be the best thing in the world Aight!!!

Uncle A: Oy Vey

Chaim::  Yo Check it, drink the wine, Have the home grown herb, and get your munchy on the Matzah, Respek!!!!!!

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Bruno: So here we are in the coolest place in the world, Baltimore, with Allin Jenut world famous Lubavitch Neurologist:

Uncle A: Nice to be here with you,

Bruno: So Allin Baby, On Passover there are many different people involved, I want you to tell me if they are Vhatsup or a Nisht Nisht

(Vatsup hold up hands like so)

Uncle A: OK

Bruno: Pharoh

Uncle A: Definitely a Nisht, nisght, lost his slaves, killed jewish baby's, major PR issues, big  nisht nisht

Bruno: Moses Vatsup or Nisgh nisght

Uncle A: Big Vatsup, saved the Jewish People, redeemed them, Big Star, Brought 2 sets of tablets Vhatsup (lifts up hands like a W)

Bruno: Zaidy Genut

Uncle A: Vatsup VAtsup, reads the whole haggadah in 20 min., Knows the Talmud, lots of Grandchildren, and great-grand children, Big Vatsup Vatsup!!!

Bruno: So ally, How did you get so cute?

Ancle A: I think this interview is over?

Bruno: Before we finish is there anything you want to say Austria's frum Community?

Uncle A: yeah, don't mix, matzah and water, just don't,

Bruno: No words (just hands motions)

Uncle A: Just don't!!! (mouthing the words, using hands, waving back and forth)

Uncle A: Alright Y'all from Kazakstan please welcome Borat Sagdiyevfrom Kazakstan with his Kazakstani Jew boy band?

Borat: Jagshemash!!! Ok this is song called the Mitzrayima Mozigtrov

It means in EGYPT there is a problem,……..ok sing with this very very ancient song from my country. Premier Pharoah sang this same song in Egypt, yes, it's nice:

In Egypt there is a problem, and that problem is the Jew,

he takes everybody's baby's he don't give back,

throw the Jew in the Nile

so my country can be free,

You must grab him by his cut chrum

so than we have many slaves!

Everybody!

Throw  the Jew in the Nile

Others: Throw the Jew in the Nile

So my people can be free

Others: So my People can be free

You must grab him by his cut chrum

Than we never have problem again!

One more time!!!!

Happy pesach