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Category: Holiday Specials

Beyonce, Irreplaceable - Seder Sidekick 2008

by seder sidekick Posted: 04-15-2008(Viewed 180657 times)

Beyonce, Irreplaceable - Seder Sidekick 2008


To the left
To the left

Mmmm to the left
Everything you eat you should lean to the left
In the haggadah, thats my stuff
Yes, if it's shmura, then please don't touch (don't touch)

And keep talking the Exodus, thats fine
Could you walk and talk, as a slave in Egypt time?
And its my stain thats on that kittel
So go move dont be bittul, let me pour you a cup

Standing for the first cup, telling me
How I'm such a foolish son, talking 'bout
How I'll never ask 4 questions to you
You got me ma-nishtana-ed

You must be the Son who does not know 'bout me
You must be the Son who does not know 'bout me
I could have another question in a minute
Matter fact, my matzah rises in a minute (baby)

You must be the Son who does not know 'bout me
You must be the Son who does not know 'bout me
I can have another seder by tomorrow
So don't you ever for a second get to thinkin'
You're irreclinable

So go ahead and get the seder on
Call up that Eliyahu, and see if he's coming home
Oops I bet you thought, that I was the Son that didn't know
What did you think
I was breaking your teeth out for?
Because Pharoah was untrue
Rolling matzah out in the ovens that I rushed out to
Baby, dip them celeries
Hurry up, before the JEWISH PEOPLE leaves

Standing for the second cup, telling me
How I'm such a Wicked Son, talking 'bout
How I'll never ever ask 4 questions to you
You got me ma-nishtana-ed

You must be the Son who does not know 'bout me
You must be the Son who does not know 'bout me
I could have another matzah rise in 18 minutes
Matter fact, they'll be rised in a minute (baby)

You must be the Son who does not know 'bout me
You must be the Son who does not know 'bout me
I'll have another seder tomorrow
So don't you ever for a second get to thinkin'
You're irreclinable

To the left to the left
To the left to the left

Mmmmm
To the left to the left
Everything you eat you should lean to the left
You can pack all your bags we're finished the seder
Cause you found the afikomen now lean and eat it
I could have anotherseder by tomorrow
Don't you ever for a second get to thinkin'
You're irreclinable


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Bangin' Reader Comments:


From:
Date: 04-22-2009
Rating: 10
Comments: what the hell is this

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From: Keonna, Lynchburg, Virginia
Date: 05-05-2009
Rating: 5
Comments:
  • This shit is so fuqin dumb.....it dont even be on beat with the instrumental 

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From: S.C.W.
Date: 01-09-2010
Rating: 10
Comments:

You know that is a good picture just sitting there having a good laugh.Hi beyonce I just want you to know I love you more than Cheese cake or heck anything .But I love my faimly the same way.



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From:
Date: 01-17-2010
Rating: 10
Comments: I love motijn .it is funny i hwve bro and sys !i ALSO HACE FRES

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From:
Date: 01-31-2010
Rating: 10
Comments:

This is shit the lyrics should never be read again


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From:
Date: 03-16-2010
Rating: 10
Comments:

hi

i wish to see u beyonce it is what i was dreaming the hole time. i wish to come to cape town. i really love your music & i love u. from suzan at prime cure


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From:
Date: 05-18-2010
Rating: 10
Comments:

this song is the best !!!


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Average Rating:9.2857142857143 out of 10





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