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Ryan Seacrest needs a Jewish Mother and Single Son

by bangitout staff Posted: 06-24-2008(Viewed 25760 times)

Ryan Seacrest is taking his shot at ending the Jewish Singles Crisis.  His solution, reality TV.  NBC will be launching a new reality show featuring moms who are trying to find a nice Jewish girl for their perfect, flawless, gorgeous (like a movie star) Jewish sons.   Below is the application - we're unsure it pays anything but it certainly will be an instant Jewish MUST SEE TV show (next to Project runway(duh) and Millionaire Matchmaker)

No clue what the name of the show is Here are some of our suggestions:

  • Maybe You know Someone?
  • My cousin's uncle's nephew's coworker's distant single relative
  • So You wanna be Rhett-a-shidduch
  • NBC you at Sinai
  • CSI: Singles Crisis
  • Im Yirzah Hashem By You
  • He needs someone Modern
  • Ok, so she's no Natalie Portman
  • Jdate ain't workin

 SEEKING MOMS

    WHO ARE TRYING TO FIND A NICE GIRL FOR THEIR SONS

     Are you a mom looking to find love for your son?

Call us now! (310) 270 7791

Ryan Seacrest is executive producing a new dating show for NBC to help all moms find nice girls for their sons.

If interested, please submit all of the following:

-Two pictures of both Mother and Son 

-Summarize your relationship with each other in a short paragraph

-Short bio about your occupation(s) and everyday lives 

-Contact info, including full name, phone number with area code, email address, city, and state

-Make sure to have fun with it and let your personalities shine through!!!

-Please send all info to: mike@ahotv.com


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