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fowarded to bangitout.com probably about 35 times: Written by the hysterical guys at RUMINATIONS.com 1. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option. 2. More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me. 3. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 4. I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter? 5. Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk. 6. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. 7. The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again. 8. Do you remember when you were a kid playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft. 9. There is a great need for sarcasm font. 10. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the fck was going on when I first saw it. 11. I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still the only one who really, really gets it. 12. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? 13. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in. 14. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 15. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text. 16. A recent study has shown that playing beer pong contributes to the spread of mono and the flu. Yeah, if you suck at it. 17. Was learning cursive really necessary? 18. Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say". 19. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger. 20. Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a Scantron test is absolutely petrifying. 21. Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart". 22. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said? 23. Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in' examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today I had to spell my boss's last name to an attorney and said "Yes that's G as in...(10 second lapse)...ummm...Goonies" 24. What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other? 25. While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart. 26. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. 27. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. 28. I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water. 29. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever. 30. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired. 31. Bad decisions make good stories 32. Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don't mind if I do! 33. Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier & sluttier every year? 34. If Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever got together, their offspring would probably just be completely invisible. 35. Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be a problem.... 36. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day. 37. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection. 38. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to fall after leaning your chair back a little too far. 39. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to. 40. I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching TV. There's so much pressure. 'I love this show, but will they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren't watching this. It's only a matter of time before they all get up and leave the room. Will we still be friends after this?' 41. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damnit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away? 42. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste. 43. When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking. 44. I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes. 45. Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles... 46. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists. 47. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. 48. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. 49. I think that if, years down the road when I'm trying to have a kid, I find out that I'm sterile, most of my disappointment will stem from the fact that I was not aware of my condition in college. 50. Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know what do to with it. 51. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet my ass everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time... 52. It really pisses me off when I want to read a story on CNN.com and the link takes me to a video instead of text. 53. I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit. 54. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than with Kay. 55. The other night I ordered takeout, and when I looked in the bag, saw they had included four sets of plastic silverware. In other words, someone at the restaurant packed my order, took a second to think about it, and then estimate d that there must be at least four people eating to require such a large amount of food. Too bad I was eating by myself. There's nothing like being made to feel like a fat bastard before dinner.
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California |
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08-28-2009 |
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That was so funny, so true...Thanks!! |
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Chapel Hill, NC |
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08-31-2009 |
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I would like to give credit where credit is due, Ruminations.com is a hilarious website! |
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Chapel Hill, NC |
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09-11-2009 |
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9 |
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Quality stuff there... makes me want to share one of my favorite games to paly in the office. When totally random solicitors call in asking to speak to my boss, and drop a bunch of BS trying to get through, I like to play a little game called rodeo.
I say he's just finishing up with another call but would likely LOVE to talk to them, and ask them to please hold. Then, every 20 seconds I pick back up and tell them he'll just be a minute longer... HANG ON, because I did check with him and he absolutely DOES want to speak to them about this important, confidential, personal business matter... My personal record is keeping one of them on the line for 22 minutes and 13 seconds. Fun stuff. |
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jcd / germany |
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09-11-2009 |
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that was fun. enclosed: my answers:
1. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
>>>> maybe
2. More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me.
>>>> true
3. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
>>>> sometimes, usually not (sometimes I sort of enjoy being wrong)
4. I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
>>>> maybe
5. Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.
>>>> true. many times. actually: always.
6. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
>>>> no.
7. The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again.
>>>> never happened to me, but I'm looking forward to making that mistake one day.
8. Do you remember when you were a kid playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.
>>>> no, but I guess I wold've figured it out, too.
9. There is a great need for sarcasm font.
nope. If they can't figure it out from the context they're... special. Regards, Felix.
10. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the fck was going on when I first saw it.
>>>> true, but strangely I can only think of an example where the "younger me" was just about a year younger: "eXistenZ" (David Cronenberg) -- I remember seeing it in a theater when it came out and being underwhelmed to the point of boredom. About a year later I bought the DVD (bargain bin, just because it was so cheap (DVDs were really expensive in 2000)), watched it again and realized, that this is one of the funniest (and most clever) SciFi-flics ever made. Great actors, too. Ever since eXistenZ has been one of my top-five movies ever.
11. I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still the only one who really, really gets it.
>>>> extremely true, but not quite in this way: I don't feel the need to prove that I "get it" _more_ than anyone else, but rather so much hope that everyone "gets it" that I can hardly control myself pausing the DVD to explain why this or that scene is so great so *exeryone* gets it (which would, obviously, ruin the movie for them). So I just sit there, casting nervous glances to the left and the right, hoping -- nay: praying that they "get it", and, thus, ruining the movie for myself.
12. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
>>>> AFAIK there is a way. It's actually rather clever and easy. I just can't remember how it goes and usually can't be bothered to fire up Google when I'd need it.
13. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
>>>> mmmh. sometimes.
14. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
>>>> nice idea, I'll make it part of my will.
15. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.
>>>> no
16. A recent study has shown that playing beer pong contributes to the spread of mono and the flu. Yeah, if you suck at it.
>>>> what?
17. Was learning cursive really necessary?
>>>> definitely!
18. Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".
>>>> meh. whatever.
19. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
>>>> nope.
20. Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a Scantron test is absolutely petrifying.
>>>> doing the what on the wha... ah... ok, I see. No, actually, it's mildly irritating, but I believe in statistical clustering or whatever it's called. unlikely, but iprobable? yeah, so: possibly.
21. Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".
>>>> never heard that sentence. If I did i'd reconsider my acquaintances.
22. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?
>>>> 3
23. Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in' examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today I had to spell my boss's last name to an attorney and said "Yes that's G as in...(10 second lapse)...ummm...Goonies"
>>>> nope.
24. What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?
>>>> the people who gave me an art-grant would probably feel they got their moneys' worth.
25. While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.
>>>> no. seriously, no. I hate Mario Kart.
26. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
>>>> I 'm sure I have no idea what you're talking about.
27. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
>>>> true
28. I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.
>>>> no.
29. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
>>>> bollocks
30. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
>>>> no
31. Bad decisions make good stories
>>>> true
32. Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don't mind if I do!
>>>> I avoid Facebook. One of the reasons is that I'd probably have to answer "true".
33. Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier & sluttier every year?
>>>> true. It's also called: "getting older".
34. If Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever got together, their offspring would probably just be completely invisible.
>>>> meh. They never were icons of *my* childhood, so I don't care.
35. Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be a problem....
>>>> :)
36. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.
>>>> true
37. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection.
>>>> aaah.... well... no, actually. There's too many incredibly insane-fun media-gadgets to be bought that I'd ignore the HD-revolution. Oh, and the movies sometimes look slightly better, too.
38. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to fall after leaning your chair back a little too far.
>>>> nope. actually that's kind of a fun moment (and hardly registers on the absolute "Oh-Shit-!-Scale").
39. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
>>>> noob! If you didn't open an incremental copy you deserve whatever bad thing Word inflicts upon you.
40. I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching TV. There's so much pressure. 'I love this show, but will they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren't watching this. It's only a matter of time before they all get up and leave the room. Will we still be friends after this?'
>>>> true.
41. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damnit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
>>>> not really
42. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
>>>> no.
43. When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
dont think it ever happened, but yes, I would be.
>>>> dont't remember this ever happening, but yes: I would be.
44. I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.
>>>> complete opposite.
45. Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...
>>>> yes, I hate bad stand-up comedy lines too, why do you ask?
46. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
>>>> no. I hate bad drivers, pedestrians sometimes aggravate me, but at heart I'll always be a cyclist (even if I haven't gotten my fat ass on a bike in months).
47. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
>>>> true
48. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
>>>> never happened, but yes: I would do such a thing if needs be.
49. I think that if, years down the road when I'm trying to have a kid, I find out that I'm sterile, most of my disappointment will stem from the fact that I was not aware of my condition in college.
>>>> no.
50. Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know what do to with it.
>>>> true.
51. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet my ass everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time...
>>>> I wish!
52. It really pisses me off when I want to read a story on CNN.com and the link takes me to a video instead of text.
>>>> Super-True!!!!!
53. I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.
>>>> My guess: (sometimes, when the're bored) they're laughing their asses off watching people change their behaviour towards "Good Citizen" as soon as they realize there's the police in sight.
54. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than with Kay.
>>>> The what with the what? Oh, it's a beer joke. Yeah, whatever.
55. The other night I ordered takeout, and when I looked in the bag, saw they had included four sets of plastic silverware. In other words, someone at the restaurant packed my order, took a second to think about it, and then estimated that there must be at least four people eating to require such a large amount of food. Too bad I was eating by myself. There's nothing like being made to feel like a fat bastard before dinner.
>>>> No. Might happen one day, though, if I keep up at this rate. :( |
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| Date: |
09-11-2009 |
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56.) I hate it when people say WTF out loud... the whole reason for abbreviations is to reduce the number of syllables that one would exert effort to pronounce. WTF has more syllables than 'what the fuck'... WTF? |
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| From: |
Noelle USA |
| Date: |
09-11-2009 |
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10 |
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I have at least 12 numbers in my phone that I keep so I don't answer when they call. I don't feel the least bit guilty about it, either!
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John. |
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09-11-2009 |
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10 |
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<script>alert('roflhi');</script>
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KNOW, oNe, SeLf! |
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09-16-2009 |
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10 |
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I'm long since finished fighting others. I have realized I am only fighting myself. I see little sense in the term "myself;" I don't remeber purchasing Self. Forget becoming a donation of organs- leave me at the thrift store for the next aspiring dreamer. |
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09-16-2009 |
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10 |
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Don't you hate it when you look everywhere for your keys and their in your hand already?
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Tuomas, Finland |
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09-17-2009 |
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10 |
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Thanks for the laughs!
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09-17-2009 |
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10 |
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I often wish life had ctrl+z |
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the world |
| Date: |
09-18-2009 |
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10 |
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stolen from this web site: http://www.ruminations.com/site/index.php?sort=mostgourmet&range=0
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09-18-2009 |
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10 |
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nice. steal other websites content and draw people to your own. You clearly lifted this off rumination and posted its random thoughts title it. they are not random at all. they are all lifted off one site
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Leslie, Berkeley, CA |
| Date: |
09-18-2009 |
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10 |
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This was like the best thing ever. About 90% of these statements were so true that i just laughed.
you are a genius |
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Jessica; El Paso, TX |
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09-20-2009 |
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10 |
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Number 55 was posted on FML not too long ago. Who ripped out who?
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09-21-2009 |
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10 |
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or when you're searching frantically for your phone while your talking on it |
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Anderson, IN |
| Date: |
09-21-2009 |
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10 |
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That was seriously hilarious. I swear I agreed with at least 53 out of the 55...if not all 55. Wow |
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Kram, Webster, NY |
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09-22-2009 |
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10 |
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Funny and so very shallow. |
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Bertie, Denham springs,La |
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09-28-2009 |
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10 |
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Those were GREAT, A comedian could make millions on them...lol (for real)
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10-06-2009 |
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10 |
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Sarcasm font...
Add a wink before and after what you want to say...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sarcasm%20typeset
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Aidan, Alexandria, VA |
| Date: |
10-07-2009 |
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10 |
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56. When did school systems start catching on that Spanish would become more and more necessary? Don't you think it's sad if a 4-year-old knows more Spanish than you?
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Shira, Teaneck, NJ |
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10-07-2009 |
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10 |
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tl;dr
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Hawkeye, San Diego, CA |
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10-07-2009 |
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10 |
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You bastards!! You stole most of my life!!
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Hawkeye, San Diego, CA |
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10-07-2009 |
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10 |
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You bastards!! You stole most of my life!!
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Brittney, Ladue, MO |
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10-07-2009 |
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10 |
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LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL :) |
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Cubicle-land, Eatontown, NJ |
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10-08-2009 |
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10 |
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"Bad decisions make good stories"
So true. So very, very true.
This list got better and better as it went on |
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Chad, Austin, Texas |
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10-08-2009 |
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10 |
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I've had 90% of those thoughts and will have the other 10% today.
Retards,
Chad |
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Los, prisoncity |
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10-08-2009 |
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10 |
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no1self, that pitying shit is dumb, kill yourself and be done with the moping
jcd, nobody cares about your nonfunny-normally rambling. so when funny stuff IS around, shut up. and yes a lot of this is lifted, but fun none the less |
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Denver, CO |
| Date: |
10-08-2009 |
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8 |
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"Today's kids are soft."
Nah... Gen Y's are soft. Ask any Gen X'er.
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Rich, Columbus, OH |
| Date: |
10-08-2009 |
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10 |
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Sometimes when I'm reading a book, magazine, or other paper media; I come across something interesting I'd like to learn more about. I often find myself trying to mentally select it so I can copy/paste it into my browser's search bar.
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Elijah, Sacramento CA |
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10-08-2009 |
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10 |
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Kind of funny that people are complaining about this stuff getting ripped off- since at the top it links the host website.
I guess that's another funny thing about our generation, we forget the beginning by the time we're at the end.
But that's probably everyone's problem. |
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Chuck Chicago, IL |
| Date: |
10-10-2009 |
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10 |
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ROFL at the people thinking this was ripped when credit was given to the site they got it from. Do us a favor and don't breed. kthnxbai. |
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Amanda, Connecticut |
| Date: |
10-10-2009 |
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10 |
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"Every kiss begins with Kay" is sort of a play on words because kiss begins with the letter K... a friend of mine didn't get that until we had a conversation of similar content. :P |
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justin, toronto |
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10-11-2009 |
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10 |
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Steve |
| Date: |
10-11-2009 |
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10 |
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Holy shit! I HATE when CNN.com takes me to a video! Well done on a very obscure reference.
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That Guy, California |
| Date: |
10-21-2009 |
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8 |
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Funny stuff.
And JCD... please kill yourself. Please. Thanks. |
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01-01-2010 |
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10 |
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#12 How to fold a fitted sheet http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHTyH2nuFAw Ain't youtube great?! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cMf54OhAa0
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Respondek, Biloxi, MS |
| Date: |
01-29-2010 |
| Rating: |
10 |
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I hate it... not one thing was funny on this whole blog... |
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| From: |
San Diego, CA |
| Date: |
05-29-2010 |
| Rating: |
10 |
| Comments: |
wow i laughed at all of these! #32 and 49 were my favs. thanks!
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| From: |
california |
| Date: |
06-20-2010 |
| Rating: |
8 |
| Comments: |
regarding 53, yes we do |
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| Date: |
06-22-2010 |
| Rating: |
10 |
| Comments: |
Why am I eating If I'm not hungry!?
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| From: |
Tracy, NY |
| Date: |
06-22-2010 |
| Rating: |
10 |
| Comments: |
I have thought at least half of these in the past MONTH. This is awesome. |
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| From: |
Alex, Boston, MA |
| Date: |
06-23-2010 |
| Rating: |
10 |
| Comments: |
Man speaks the truth. |
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| From: |
Kiros , Chicago |
| Date: |
06-27-2010 |
| Rating: |
10 |
| Comments: |
All good , but i wish it had an avoid Hickvill button too...you have no idea how troublesome red necks can be.
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| From: |
Kendall, Cleveland OH |
| Date: |
06-30-2010 |
| Rating: |
10 |
| Comments: |
Awesome... I totally related to everything on the list! And, i was literally laughing out loud! Good job whoever made this!! |
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| From: |
Zak |
| Date: |
07-11-2010 |
| Rating: |
10 |
| Comments: |
That was fucking hilarious. I loved the one about having the remote in a room full of people. so true. Thanks for that!
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| From: |
CT |
| Date: |
07-16-2010 |
| Rating: |
10 |
| Comments: |
I think we are soulmates... |
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| From: |
Stefani St. Louis, Missouri |
| Date: |
07-21-2010 |
| Rating: |
10 |
| Comments: |
This made my day! Laughed the entire time! Thanks
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| From: |
NC |
| Date: |
07-25-2010 |
| Rating: |
10 |
| Comments: |
IN RESPONSE TO:
Date: 09-16-2009
Rating: 10
Comments: Don't you hate it when you look everywhere for your keys and their in your hand already?
Yeah. Just like when you're wearing your glasses and they are already on your head.
These were fabulous and viewed almost 250,000 times.... |
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| From: |
NC |
| Date: |
07-25-2010 |
| Rating: |
10 |
| Comments: |
So cool. Thanks back to Hashem. Many blessings in return. |
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| From: |
Betty, ME |
| Date: |
07-30-2010 |
| Rating: |
10 |
| Comments: |
TOO FANTASTIC!!! And I can relate to each and every thing on this list!!! <3
And I made the above letters SUPER HUGE...just for the fun of it ^_^
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| Average Rating: | 9.8627450980392 out of 10 |
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