10. Slip N' Slide Selichos (perfect for Hurricane Isabel 2003)

9. Rapidly hit chest of the person next to you

8. All you can eat Selichos Sushi Buffet

7. Selichos Def Jam with 50 Cent, Ja Rule, and Ashanti.

6. They say Vidui, you do Macarena

5. Selichos Speedating

4. Create averiah award ceremony, "Best Supporting Aveirah in a Comedy Role goes to..."

3. Instead of selichos, tear-jerking AT&T "Reach out" commercials are screened

2. While repenting, reenact favorite synagogue scandals

1. Confuse Satan, actually say the words