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Top Ten Yom Kippur Pickup Lines

by Half Assed Teshuver Posted: 09-28-2006(Viewed 4820 times)

10. Wanna Go Out?....for yizkor

9. You've got some serious Yom Kippur Appeal 

8. Pounding Head. Pounding Heart. I'm either fasting all day in shul; or in love.

7. Finally, God provided a nice set of luchos. 

6. Your breathe smells of atone-mint.

5. If I was the kohain gadol you'd be my wife-on-call

4. I know why people say "Kippur" means lottery, cause just hit the jackpot!!

3. Let's face it, your family's all here. The Rabbi's up front. I'm starving and wearing a kittel. Let's seal this deal.

2. One look at you and I gotta start my Al Chaits allover

1. Forget Calling Nidray, Call me!

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Comments: wearing a kittle wouldnt he be married doenst make much sense

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