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Top Ten Reasons Judaism Supports Asperger's

by Aspergers Awareness Staff Posted: 10-21-2009(Viewed 1576 times)

10.       Socializing often not appreciated in halacha. Examples: greeting people on Tisha B'Av, talking in shul

9.       Multitasking while saying a bracha is a no-no

8.       Simcha Guidelines emphasize less focus on external appearances

7.       Literal interpretation: "Ein mikra yotzei midei pshuto"

6.       Brothers failed to recognize Yosef's face

5.       Loud shofar blasts meant to startle and produce anxiety

4.       Avraham, take your ONLY son, the one you LOVE, YITZCHAK. Do not misunderstand!

3.       And you Lavan, let me communicate this clearly: it's RACHEL, your LITTLE DAUGHTER.

2.       Rocking behaviors encouraged, especially during shemona esrei

1.   Took Rav Preida's talmid 400 times to "get it"

 

To increase your awareness of ASPERGER'S SYNDROME, visit http://autism.about.com/od/aspergerssyndrome/a/adultsaspergers.htm#

You or your loved one may not just be quirky - maybe it's Asperger's.


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From: sue, rockville, md
Date: 10-26-2009
Rating: 10
Comments: As a mom with a child on the autism spectrum, this is not funny at all. The daily challenges of raising a child with autism are overwhelming. Your site to listed ways Judaism is supposedly 'supportive' of Asperger's and then added a link to raise autism awareness, but I must tell you I wasn't laughing.

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From: Joshua, Pittsburgh, PA
Date: 10-27-2009
Rating: 6
Comments: I'm an Aspie, and I found some of it to be funny.  Like the literalness and the shokln, yeah, that's all me.  I'll give it a 6 for effort.

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From: Qbit, Melbourne, Australia
Date: 02-05-2010
Rating: 10
Comments: Well as an Aspie myself, I was laughing.  Sorry - I win, Sue.

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Average Rating:8.6666666666667 out of 10





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