10. No one can pronounce your name despite the fact that it's written on your shirt. (name: Shmuely = "Go Shmucky!")
9.  Gatorade becomes officially kosher after mile 1  (sakanat nefashos, no?)
8. You feel "at home" running through Chasidic Brooklyn, until someone asks if you put on teffilin yet
7. Physically you felt a hell of a lot worse at Neliahon Yom Kippur
6. You realize the term "Anu Ratzim, vHaim Ratzim" suddenly refers to the same finish line
5. You expect 5minutes off your time due to required hugs/kisses/photos with random cousins by your mother
4. You awkwardly try to let on to a girl named Batsheva that your Jewish: "Hey, um, is this running-goo pareve?"
3. You find it odd yet completely normal to hear a Chasid cheer "Shkoyach!"
2. You haven't shvitzed this much since your cousin's wedding in Monsey when the AC went out
1. You know why 26 is the gematria of God's name - because at that mile, you've never thanked God so much in your life