10.  Afraid to be criticized for disproportionate response to other team's scoring
9.  They already got an effective wall defense there
8.  The guy can and will occupy any zone 
7.  Already enough biblical kings to add another
6.  If you play defense you're immediately called for an offensive foul
5.  Much rather be with Bosh, then be bashed by the NYtimes
4.  Afraid hour TV special would be interrupted by a random Israeli movie intermission
3.  There's been no real viable teammates to play with there for decades 
2.  Actually wants to be the guy to take the first shot
1.  Really didn't like the nickname "Hebron James"