10. You just can't stand a quick, two minute havdallah.

9. Anytime someone starts singing Dedi's Rotza, you have a sudden urge to mash-pit. .

8. You can't fall asleep Friday night till at least 2am. .

7. It just doesn't feel like Shabbos if you're not all hot and sweaty by candle lighting. .

6. Your brain shuts down unless your singing some sappy song. .

5. Half your clothes say NCSY on them .

4. Your buddy list is made up of people you met in some crazy far away place. .

3. Some of your closest friends are either twice or half your age. .

2. You won't eat a shabbos meal, unless you CAN'T identify at least one food on the table. .

1. You firmly believe that there is a heter kiruv for everything.