based on buddy holly by the weezer


Whats with these chilonis dissin' my curls
Why do they use such loshon
What did we ever do to these guys
That made them so anti-frum

Woo-hoo, You know I'm poor
Woo-hoo, and I know you eat swine
Woo-hoo, and that's just bittul zmannnnnnn
Woo-ee-oo I look just like Bubba Solly
Oh-oh, or the Great Gedaliah Shore
I don't care what frei' say about us anyway
I don't care 'bout Nach

Don't you ever fear, what I learned in the Mir
I know that you need help
Your Hashkafa is twisted, your kippah is knit
You learn, ill hold the machine-gun

Woo-hoo, I love torah tours
Woo-hoo, and you kissed Jessica Stein
Woo-hoo,  We're all Yiddim so its finnnnnnnnnnnne
Woo-ee-oo I look just like Bubba Solly
Oh-oh, and you dress just like Pauly Shore
I don't care what goyim say about us anyway
Let's sing achaynu to that

Bang! Bang a knock on the door
Its a big Chasid and a Hippie from the Peace Corps
Oh no! What do we do
Don't look now but I think we're all Jews
My name's Reuven, your name's Rick
What's a matter babe are you feelin' sick
What's a matter, what's a matter, nu what's doing with you?
What's a matter babe,  wanna sing another verse achienu?

And that's Moshiach timmmmme!