based on "Baby Got Back" by SIR MIX-A-LOT

I like long skirts, and I cannot lie
You other bucherim can't deny,
When the skirt goes down,
All the way to the ground,
That baby's got tznius.

So "Cosmo" says it's too long,
But they must be on the bong,
'Cause there ain't nothin' wrong
With a skirt that could fit King Kong
That baby's got tznius.

Put away the broom,
She'll walk by soon.
And her – skirt – will – clean – the

You can't see her socks,
There aint no "modern" in her Orthodox.
She may be "Frum but with it".
But from her skirt you couldn't tell,
But one thing I can tell you,
She ain't goin' to #$!!
That baby's got tznius