Posts in category Funny Stuff

Jews around the world all agree to the following fact:  every good holiday requires a stream of bizarre customs, symbols and traditions to make the task …

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tubav party |  July 26th | Ellington on the Park (riverside park @ 103rd street) Get tickets here:  https://www.eventbrite.com/e/nyc-tubav-white-party-2018-tickets-47124576878 Get Facebook here:  https://www.facebook.com/events/226998734775196/ Promo Video …

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FOR A THOUSAND YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRtuEu_OKDw Contact: Charles@ChuppahSinger.Com

10. RebbetSIN 9.  Motzai Shabbos Musk 8.  Coast to Coast 7.  Layzunos for Men 6.  Poor Homme 5.  Shtup Panther (made with real panther, so you know it …

Everyone went nutso over the TOY Eurvision song, this spoof called GOY – definitely wins the Super-Yiddish cover award – well done Tehila – The Kosher …

10.  All-Night Machine Learning 9.  Virtual Reality Har Sinai experience 8.  Robotic Process Automation for Hourly Coffee 7.  AI Algorithm tool for duplicate Pasukim 6.  IoT Torah:  …

Mazal Tov to Israel’s Netta Barzilai who won EUROVISION! with a #MeeToo anthem “Toy” Eurovision is Europe’s Superbowl of Singing competitions that gets about 275 …

From work challenges to family pressures, avoiding life’s stresses can seem impossible. However, too much stress is toxic to the body. It raises blood pressure, …

El Al Security Woman: “Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?”   Shloimey: “Listen, if it was without my knowledge, how should I know?” …

If you are obsessed with 3pm and 9pm daily trivia on the HQ App:  We created a SEDER HQ Trivia:  SAVAGE!  Check the Seder Sidekick …

This was a hit at our seder this year from the Bangitout.com SEDER SIDEKICK:   Split the table into two teams and have a blast trying …

10. Everyone’s cleaning out their cabinet 9. The more one says “No Collusion,” the more praiseworthy 8. “Stormy” is a new title of one of …

10. The 4 glasses of wine suddenly 4 shots vodka 9. Marror sure smells a lot like ‘military-grade nerve agent’ 8. Hillel sandwich now includes …

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Having trouble picking a Purim Costume?  Here are some pop-culture easy ideas to make your Purim an Ad-Delo-Yuda moment: FREILICHA PURIM!!!! HQ Host Scott Rogowsky: …

Taste Great   vs.  Less Farting

In a Galaxy far far away… (aka. Modin)    

Here are a few photos from the Sukktoberfest party that occured on October 9th, 2017 at Local West BEER GARDEN on 33rd and 8th.   There …

If you were one of the 500 attendees to the Sukktoberfest on October 9th you may have visited the Bangitout.com Lip Sync Booth  – here …

SUKKTOBERFEST an innovative sukkah party happening on 10/9/17  buy tickets here  10) Esrog IPA Beer 9.) Full blown lederhosen under knee-length skirts. 8.) The products of European Jewry drinking …

10.) Players will lock arms (but otherwise remain at a safe distance)…in the mikvah. 9.) Owners will wear the kittel they got married in, even …

10.   You take off a whole lot more than your shoes 9.    The lower chairs are for a reason 8.    David Spade just wished you …

This year, make Rosh Hashanah the Highest of Holy Days. Ask your Doctor (or Rabbi!) if Religious Reefer is right for you. With Shaun Halper …

Come join Rabbi Allen Schwartz (on piano) and Stephanie Kurtzman (violin) jam out for the Houston Jewish Community jam & social  fundraiser on September 7th …

10.  OJ will be in prison for at least two more months 9.    Gal Gadot finally validates all Jewish men’s chayelet fantasy 8.    Khaleesee & John …

PARTY OF THE SUMMER:  MUST WEAR WHITE! Tickets Here!   https://www.eventbrite.com/e/nyc-tubav-party-2017-tickets-36046998543 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/events/1877687159159225 Sunglasses, Match Stickers,  DJ, Karaoke, Horoscope booths, every person you ever wanted to …

Ton of Movies, Kumzitz’s and Shiurim to make Tishabav come to life….  Check our list of things going on here:  Tishabav2017-Bangitout: Monday Night July 31, …

10. Staffers told to fast, mourn and yearn for a 1950s America 9.   2 discussed reasons Temple was destroyed: Obamacare & Fake News 8.   Kushner …

Have you popped the question? Request your kit at jscreen.org JScreen provides access to an easy-to-use at-home saliva test that gives people who want to have children …

The Jewish Center in Manhattan held a somber and beautiful memorial service to commemorate Yom Hazikaron (Day of remembrance) sponsored by Manhattan Jewish Experience. This annual memorial …

Feast your eyes on this photo:  This literally looks like every Modern Orthodox Jewish bookshelf on the Upper West Side.  Hat tip to Mayim Bialek …

10.) David Ben Gurion  @DBGZion1 “@yishuv, @moetzethaam, About to sign! This is nuts!!!! @StateofIsrael about to happen!” 9.) Uganda @ugandanation “So….the Jews aren’t coming here? @ugandabagels, @ugandalox, @ugandacreamcheese …

No idea who came up with this one, but it’s incredibly clever, weird and neurotic – but also introduces a bizarre and brilliant new medium …

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An oldie, but goodie…  

Only yiddim would enjoy an all men dance number at a kosher supermarket – IT’s PASSOVER  

10. Most calls were interrupted by a computerized voice saying “Bezek, Shalom.” 9. There was techno music constantly playing in the background. 8.  The caller quickly said “bli …

Zeke Finn,  a mentee of Matisyahu,  released his first video with his mentor in an animated beautiful dance trip. worth it.

10. Grazed shalach manos leftovers 9. Judged peoples untznius purim costumes (but then liked them) 8. Almost murdered your children 7. Took away their shalach manos candy; then ate …

10. Grazed shalach manos leftovers 9. Judged peoples untznius purim costumes (but then liked them) 8. Almost murdered children 7. Took away kids’ shalach manos candy; then unknowingly ate it …

10.  LALA Land Shalach Manos – Inside is actually Moonlight themed. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.

Check out this Purim Musical from a Los Angeles synagogue The SHTIBL Minyan (www.shtibl.com)… nails the current White House situation (Haman orders “Jewish Ban”) with some idiotic lyrics …

With the Jewish holiday of Purim just a few weeks away, the white house is rolling out the whole megillah to welcome the Jewish month of …

Tub’shvat marks the new years for trees. So to celebrate this Arbor-ific sustainable day on the earthy Jewish calendar, why not get into the theme, …

Are you a gardener? Cause I could use some help planting seeds Do you need a date? Or we can fig-ure it out Should I say …

35.  The Dead Sea is named after Chuck Norris’s enemies 34.   Chuck Norris admitted he did not pack his own bags… still got on an El Al Flight …

The facts: WHAT: The NYC TUBISHVAT PARTY.    (tickets here)  WHEN: Saturday Night, February 11th 9pm to 2am, WHERE at YOTEL’s  Green Fig Lounge & …