Posts in category Funny Stuff

El Al Security Woman: “Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?”   Shloimey: “Listen, if it was without my knowledge, how should I know?” …

If you are obsessed with 3pm and 9pm daily trivia on the HQ App:  We created a SEDER HQ Trivia:  SAVAGE!  Check the Seder Sidekick …

This was a hit at our seder this year from the Bangitout.com SEDER SIDEKICK:   Split the table into two teams and have a blast trying …

10. Everyone’s cleaning out their cabinet 9. The more one says “No Collusion,” the more praiseworthy 8. “Stormy” is a new title of one of …

10. The 4 glasses of wine suddenly 4 shots vodka 9. Marror sure smells a lot like ‘military-grade nerve agent’ 8. Hillel sandwich now includes …

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Having trouble picking a Purim Costume?  Here are some pop-culture easy ideas to make your Purim an Ad-Delo-Yuda moment: FREILICHA PURIM!!!! HQ Host Scott Rogowsky: …

Taste Great   vs.  Less Farting

In a Galaxy far far away… (aka. Modin)    

Here are a few photos from the Sukktoberfest party that occured on October 9th, 2017 at Local West BEER GARDEN on 33rd and 8th.   There …

If you were one of the 500 attendees to the Sukktoberfest on October 9th you may have visited the Bangitout.com Lip Sync Booth  – here …

SUKKTOBERFEST an innovative sukkah party happening on 10/9/17  buy tickets here  10) Esrog IPA Beer 9.) Full blown lederhosen under knee-length skirts. 8.) The products of European Jewry drinking …

10.) Players will lock arms (but otherwise remain at a safe distance)…in the mikvah. 9.) Owners will wear the kittel they got married in, even …

10.   You take off a whole lot more than your shoes 9.    The lower chairs are for a reason 8.    David Spade just wished you …

This year, make Rosh Hashanah the Highest of Holy Days. Ask your Doctor (or Rabbi!) if Religious Reefer is right for you. With Shaun Halper …

Come join Rabbi Allen Schwartz (on piano) and Stephanie Kurtzman (violin) jam out for the Houston Jewish Community jam & social  fundraiser on September 7th …

10.  OJ will be in prison for at least two more months 9.    Gal Gadot finally validates all Jewish men’s chayelet fantasy 8.    Khaleesee & John …

PARTY OF THE SUMMER:  MUST WEAR WHITE! Tickets Here!   https://www.eventbrite.com/e/nyc-tubav-party-2017-tickets-36046998543 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/events/1877687159159225 Sunglasses, Match Stickers,  DJ, Karaoke, Horoscope booths, every person you ever wanted to …

Ton of Movies, Kumzitz’s and Shiurim to make Tishabav come to life….  Check our list of things going on here:  Tishabav2017-Bangitout: Monday Night July 31, …

10. Staffers told to fast, mourn and yearn for a 1950s America 9.   2 discussed reasons Temple was destroyed: Obamacare & Fake News 8.   Kushner …

Have you popped the question? Request your kit at jscreen.org JScreen provides access to an easy-to-use at-home saliva test that gives people who want to have children …

The Jewish Center in Manhattan held a somber and beautiful memorial service to commemorate Yom Hazikaron (Day of remembrance) sponsored by Manhattan Jewish Experience. This annual memorial …

Feast your eyes on this photo:  This literally looks like every Modern Orthodox Jewish bookshelf on the Upper West Side.  Hat tip to Mayim Bialek …

10.) David Ben Gurion  @DBGZion1 “@yishuv, @moetzethaam, About to sign! This is nuts!!!! @StateofIsrael about to happen!” 9.) Uganda @ugandanation “So….the Jews aren’t coming here? @ugandabagels, @ugandalox, @ugandacreamcheese …

No idea who came up with this one, but it’s incredibly clever, weird and neurotic – but also introduces a bizarre and brilliant new medium …

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An oldie, but goodie…  

Only yiddim would enjoy an all men dance number at a kosher supermarket – IT’s PASSOVER  

10. Most calls were interrupted by a computerized voice saying “Bezek, Shalom.” 9. There was techno music constantly playing in the background. 8.  The caller quickly said “bli …

Zeke Finn,  a mentee of Matisyahu,  released his first video with his mentor in an animated beautiful dance trip. worth it.

10. Grazed shalach manos leftovers 9. Judged peoples untznius purim costumes (but then liked them) 8. Almost murdered your children 7. Took away their shalach manos candy; then ate …

10. Grazed shalach manos leftovers 9. Judged peoples untznius purim costumes (but then liked them) 8. Almost murdered children 7. Took away kids’ shalach manos candy; then unknowingly ate it …

10.  LALA Land Shalach Manos – Inside is actually Moonlight themed. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.

Check out this Purim Musical from a Los Angeles synagogue The SHTIBL Minyan (www.shtibl.com)… nails the current White House situation (Haman orders “Jewish Ban”) with some idiotic lyrics …

With the Jewish holiday of Purim just a few weeks away, the white house is rolling out the whole megillah to welcome the Jewish month of …

Tub’shvat marks the new years for trees. So to celebrate this Arbor-ific sustainable day on the earthy Jewish calendar, why not get into the theme, …

Are you a gardener? Cause I could use some help planting seeds Do you need a date? Or we can fig-ure it out Should I say …

35.  The Dead Sea is named after Chuck Norris’s enemies 34.   Chuck Norris admitted he did not pack his own bags… still got on an El Al Flight …

The facts: WHAT: The NYC TUBISHVAT PARTY.    (tickets here)  WHEN: Saturday Night, February 11th 9pm to 2am, WHERE at YOTEL’s  Green Fig Lounge & …

10.) When the Falcons take the field, someone must inexplicably mention that they davened at Beth Jacob in Atlanta thirty years ago on an NCSY Shabbaton   9.) …

15. Shared goals: Be fruitful and multiply! 14. People are obsessed with finding dates, but usually end up with prunes. 13.  Your type for both: …

10.   Promises to build an eruv; Have the Reform Jews pay for it 9.     Anything Sisterhood related has been defunded 8.     Immediate withdrawal …

10. Your yarmulke is actually a Donald Trump toupee 9.  The cab you just got in is advertised as “Rabbinically approved” 8.   So nice …

It’s been a while since we did this shindig, so why not do something to celebrate the hippiest and greenest Jewish Holiday, TU B’SHVAT! Join …

Finding Light in a Forbidden Alley By: Bangitout’s newest Rabbinic Commentator on All Things: “The Yishba” The Torah consistently describes “foreign” substances and cultures as …

Hilchos Yoshkeminyan (AKA “Christmas”) by The MaMaB (Martin M. Bodek) AKA The RaMBaB (Reb Mordche Ben Boruch)   Mesoyreh: One must see a movie to …

Funny take on how Chinese restaurants prepare for Xmas Eve… “and a Weinberg table for 3”