tune: Sk8er boi, by Avril Lavigne
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 He was a boy, she was a girl
 Can I make it any more obvious
 She wore long skirts, he learned all day
 What more can I say

 The shiduch was red, all's going well
 Date # 5, only time will tell
 He wore a blue shirt, so she said no
 She had a problem with his preppy clothes

 He was a ch8er boi, she said see you later boy
 He wasn't frum enough for her
 She had a pretty face, but her head was up in space
 She needed to come back down to earth

 Five years from now, she sits at home
 Everyone's married, she's all alone
 She looks at the list, and guess who she sees
 Ch8er boi- learning in YTV

 She calls up the shadchan, to give one more try
 Everyones says he's an awesome guy
 Sorry to day, he's busy now
 Why did you ever turn him doo-oo-owwn

 He was a ch8er boi, she said see you later boy
 He wasn't frum enough for her
 Now it is way too late, he has another date
 Does your pretty face see what he's worth

 Sorry girl but you missed out
 Well tough luck he's taken now
 It is more than just a date
 The vort is Sunday night at eight

 Too bad that you couldn't see
 See the man that boy could be
 There is more than meets the eye
 I see the soul that is inside

 He's just a boy, I'm just a girl
 Can I make it any more obvious
 We are engaged, haven't you heard
 How we rock each other's worlds