Eat Potato Donuts OR eat Boston Creme Latkes?

Be a Human Menorah OR be a Human Driedel?
 
Drink a cup of pure olive oil OR a spoonful of boiling wax?

Stain your shirt with Sufganiot Jelly on a date OR have an unknown Sour Creme mustache?

Have Dreidel, Driedel, Dreidel tune stuck in your head OR have your ipod stuck on Jingle Bells?

Sleep with a latke as your pillow OR replace donut powder as your Gold Bond?

Eat $100 in chocolate gelt OR eat 1 coin with the tin foil wrapper still on?
 
Light 8 candles the first night and count down OR Light 1 candle the first night and count up?
 
Explain Chanukah to your Coworkers OR listen to an explanation of Christmas from your Coworkers?

Cut your fingers on the breakable oil glass cups OR Burn your fingers on the burning oil? 

For all 8 days have your nose running apple sauce OR your body sweat donut jelly?

Get One expensive Gift OR 8 small gifts?

Have to joint celebrate Chrismukkah OR celebrate Kwanzukkah?

Have your first name changed to Matisyahu OR your last name to Maccabee?

At the time of the miracle would you rather have super-speed to go get the required Oil OR have exray-vision to find more oil?

Take a gift that you know OR take the unknown wrapped surprise gift?

Get Trampled by an elephant OR get drunk and then killed by a woman?

Lube up your spouse in Latke Grease OR Donut Jelly?

Get a candle stuck in your nose OR a driedel stuck in your ear?

Have your family forget you on Chanukah OR have them forget you on your birthday?

Lose all your savings on a dreidel spin OR burn your house down with a candle?

Eat matzah all 8 days of Chanukah OR Sit in a Succah all 8 days of Chanukah?