based on the original song "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne
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Intro: Uh huh, YU's like this
Uh huh, uh huh, that's the way it is
Cause YU's like this
Uh huh, uh huh, that's the way it is —
Chill out, whatcha kvetching for?
Chazar back, we've learnt this daf before
And if you could only know Bavli
you will see,
I like you the way you were
When we're smoking-up in your car
and you're schmoozing with me
one-on-one, but you've become
Somebody frum, round every fake bum
You've got a poll up your ass, like you can't relax
You're tryin' to be shtark
you look like a tool to me
Tell me –
Why you have to go ahead and be so condescending?
I see the way you're,
Acting like you're somebody shtark gets so frustrating
Life's like this you
And you hock and you hock and you hock
and you take, what you didn't learn, and you turn it into
mussar on me, and promise me you'll never call the Rav, "JB" ever again!
no no no
You don't eat in my house no more
dressed up in black and white from the Men's Store
where you are and what you look like, you see
you're making me
laugh out when you try to be, a frummie,
take off all your yeshivish clothes
you know you're not fooling anyone
when you've become
Somebody sheker, your middos are hefker
Watching your beeper, like you can't relax
Trying to be a macher at shul, you look like a fool to me
Tell me —
Why you have to go and make Achdus so complicated?
I see the way you're telling people to be shomer negia cause your frustrated
Life's like this you
and you make up chumra after chumra after chumra
and yet you miss minyan, and you turn it, into fallacy,
promise me, you're never gonna grow annoying payis?
no no no
Chill out whatcha yelling for?
Dan L'Kav Zchus, we already benched before
And if you could only let it be
You will see
You're being mean, to B'tzelem Elokim
You should smoke weed, or do a Misilas Yisharim read
Just be cool, and say good shabbos to us in shul
Tell me —
Why you have to go a make a deal about me not wearing Tichales?
I see you tuck your tzitzis in your belt and its gets me so frustrated
Life's like this you
and you shokel, and you sway, and you close your eyes
but if you don't change your attitude you'll turn into
honestly promise me, just not another bochur who is Lo L'shma, without the bo lishma.
nu nu nu?