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Previous Contests and their winners


After seeing "Field of Dreams" in a...um..."Kiruv Initiative", one Lubavitcher decided to try a new way of bringing back the Rebbe...
by jeremy kaliman


Tefilloh was followed by lapdance entertainment at the Neturai Karta minyan breakfast
by ceebee3


Biker and Shofar- both EPO enhanced.
by Suricg


"Son, start practising your finger wag now, and when you get to be my age, you'll make a good living playing Tevye."
by bronxyid


I usually do not arrest people for loitering, however in your case, it could lead to mixed dancing.
by Pastrami


According to an ancient tradition, when two clowns meet, they will never look each other in the eye.
by dovber


Thank you, Rabbi. A bris is just what Bill needed.
by studman84


As you can see, not only is a kosher Esrog , but it has a built in cell phone, mp3 player, and it is "Touch Screen". This is the only Esrog you will ever need.
by Julian


Fun & Games: Count the number of things in the picture that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad hates.
by ClickHere


Hillary: If I lose to Obama, send the yahrtzeit calendar to Chappaqua.
by ShimonNechemiah


I'm signing your one-year employment contract with our official company quill. Welcome to AgriProcessors, young lady!
by ClickHere


BROOKSBROTHERS FOR MINORITIES
by rebshrink


Asian visitors learn about the origin of "Crown" Heights
by ShimonNechemiah


Before embarking on a world tour, The Heblews are in rehearsal mode.
by ShimonNechemiah


... and they found one small pack of cigarettes, but a miracle happened, and they were able to make it last for 8 days, until they could get more.
by ClickHere
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The Kosher Caption Contest


Welcome to our weekly Caption Contest! The funnier, frummier, the better.
Winner each week recieves their name and caption in lights on bangitout!
Submit as many times as you like! Good Luck!






Captions Submitted So Far:

  • Member:
  • chas
    Mr. Bangitout: TEAR DOWN THIS WALL! I MEAN, THIS CAPTION! Im lo achshav, eimotai?

  • Member:
  • Pastrami
    After Rahm is finished chanting, he and the President will be partaking in the second round of a “best of three” staring contest. Ancient Hebrew tradition states that the loser shines the winner’s shoes and makes Kiddush after each round.

  • Member:
  • riat
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

  • Member:
  • leadjosh
    "Mr. President, Wall Street and the rest of the country aren't necessarily buying into your health care, education and financial reform agendas. However, it is agreed, that your plans makes more sense than Judaism's reform movement."

  • Member:
  • riat
    Mr President we could debate all day whether the one handed method is better than the two handed

  • Member:
  • MalkaChava
    You see, Mr. President, according to our religious tradition, the naming of the caption contest winner will be the first sign of the coming of Moshiach!

  • Member:
  • chas
    Mr. President: It's obvious that this picture will remain here for quite awhile. So let's have a quip on the upcoming Jewish holiday, which is.... what? Duh !

  • Member:
  • chas
    Mr. President: You call this the "weekly Caption Contest" ? Are you just another lying politician? And here we thought you were the Messiah!!!

  • Member:
  • CyndiGR
    "Ad Chatzee HaMalchus, v'Tey-as"

  • Member:
  • riat
    RHAM-OBAMA-DING-DONG . I think it's a kinda catchy tune for the next convention !

  • Member:
  • riat
    Mr President....I know you asked me to remove this photo from this wild and crazy web site but infact the "weekly caption contest" goes on for months. Rahm surely they can't be that cheap ?

  • Member:
  • chas
    Shavuos is coming! Let's trade cheese cake recipes!

  • Member:
  • notfromteaneckor5t
    you see i need to bring my people to the desert for just three days...

  • Member:
  • jillboston
    About that bonfire I that want to build on the Great Lawn for L'ag B'Omer.....

  • Member:
  • chas
    Betcha you don't know what day of the Omer today is, Rahm!

  • Member:
  • njosh
    RAHM BAHM THANK U MAN!!!

  • Member:
  • riat
    Mr President I was going to enter your caption,on your behalf, and then I realised ......to put it politely... the odds of winning are very long......

  • Member:
  • riat
    Take back everything I said. Now Michelle and Queen Elizabeth have bonded.....anything is possible !

  • Member:
  • leadjosh
    Mr. President... On the night of the Seder, the wise son may ask, “What is the meaning of the testimonies, statutes and laws of The Stimulus?"

  • Member:
  • leadjosh
    On the night of the Seder, the wise son may ask, “What is the meaning of the testimonies, statues and laws of The Stimulus Plan?"

  • Member:
  • riat
    Madov's ponzi has now jumped from $50bn to $170 bn ...people expect estimated budgets to low balled...........we should have sextrupled the deficit..... he gave us a great precident .

  • Member:
  • BrooklynBorn
    So Rahm.......you missed a spot, right there by the heel.

  • Member:
  • BrooklynBorn
    So Rahm.......you missed a spot, right there by the heel.

  • Member:
  • BrooklynBorn
    So.... Mr. President, Have you heard the one about the Shvatza and the Jew in the White House?

  • Member:
  • chas
    Mr. President, I have to pray, but can't find a single yarmulka in this House. Can you get Michelle to knit me one, please?

  • Member:
  • Admin at JPU
    Which way is East Mr. President, I have to daven and this Oval shape has me confused

  • Member:
  • jemapharm
    During their morning briefing, the President once again gets distracted looking for traces of Rahm's of horns.

  • Member:
  • ClickHere
    When you said that every morning you want to study the Daily Briefings with me, I thought that you meant that we should learn the Daf Yomi in a Chavrusa together.

  • Member:
  • oldmikeny
    Rahm, I may look like I'm paying attention to you but I am slowly drifting off to sleep. Soon I will be dreaming of draining that game winning three pointer.......

  • Member:
  • chas
    No, Mr. President, you may NOT sign any more stimulus bills while wearing tefillin.

  • Member:
  • chas
    Pay attention, Mr. President! Since you're a left-handed person, the tefillin go on your RIGHT arm. Get it?

  • Member:
  • chas
    Mr. President, my halachically-oriented relatives tell me that since your mother was white, you are halachically white!

  • Member:
  • riat
    How come the token Republican,the tokan hispanic guy,and most of the other nominees haven't joined us for this fireside chat.

  • Member:
  • chas
    Gee, I liked being your token Jew. Why did you go out and hire more Jews?

  • Member:
  • crockhocker
    What was that about your stimulus package?

  • Member:
  • chas
    Honestly, Rahm, wouldn't I be more comfortable with http://www.circlist.com/rites/moslem.html ?

  • Member:
  • riat
    "Seriously Mr President it's never too late" Reply."Thanks Rahm I'll look into your recomendation.As you can tell by my posture I'm a little nervous about your idea but it could boost my popularity......I'll check out the website with Michelle. http://www.nymohel.com/?gclid=CJmylMzqtpgCFQEuxwodBQ6nZAmy

  • Member:
  • ShimonNechemiah
    A heavenly administration? Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel (G-d is with us) meets with President Barack (He who is blessed) Obama.

  • Member:
  • riat
    Mr President to make it clear to the American people that you are also making personal cut backs in these hard times may I suggest a circumcision.

  • Member:
  • chas
    Mr. President - I don't care if we call this the White House or the Black House or the Mulatto House - but it needs a MEZZUZAH!!!

  • Member:
  • MalkaChava
    My choice to head up your initiative "No Radical Left Behind" is my "lantsman" Saul Alinsky Jr.

  • Member:
  • MalkaChava
    Mr. President, I fired the Executive Chef. His matzoh balls were like bricks. Joan Nathan has been hired with Murray the Deli Man as sous chef.

  • Member:
  • MalkaChava
    Hmm, I agree, Rahm. As of Monday, the names will be changed to Camp Star of David, and The Half White House.

  • Member:
  • leadjosh
    "You may be president of the free world, but the Torah prohibits wearing of a fabric with wool and linen so your suit requires shaatnez testing."

  • Member:
  • leadjosh
    "You may be the president of the free world, but the Torah prohibits wearing of a fabric with wool and linen so your suit requires ùòèðæ testing."

  • Member:
  • chas
    Well...if you can convince Michelle to wear a snood...go for it !

  • Member:
  • chas
    Mr. President: It's almost nighttime, I need a minyan - can threats from Iran wait till later?

  • Member:
  • chas
    Rahm: did you daven with kavanah this morning? Inquiring minds need to know.

  • Member:
  • chas
    Rahm: If I can wear my black skin, why can't you at least wear a yarmulka? A shtreimel might be fun, too.

  • Member:
  • chas
    Mr. President: The truth is - I report to a Higher Authority!

  • Member:
  • chas
    Mr. President: then there's also Yom Kippur Katan!

  • Member:
  • chas
    Mr. President: Soon I'm going to have to take off 2 days, and the following another 2 days. You know, for that Passover thingamajing.

  • Member:
  • chas
    Mr. President: Purim is coming up. May I use a Barak Obama mask?

  • Member:
  • The Esther Bubby
    Rahmi, Michelle wants you to ask your wife where she can get her sheitel styled in this neighborhood.

  • Member:
  • ShimonNechemiah
    Sir, when you close Gitmo, we have a request from your constituents in Boro Park to accept the detainees.

  • Member:
  • ShimonNechemiah
    Obama: How many sets of dishes do we need in our cabinet?

  • Member:
  • ShimonNechemiah
    Our modern sages - RAHM-BAM

  • Member:
  • ShimonNechemiah
    Mr. President, I know I have a responsible job, but I must leave early on most Fridays.





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