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chas |
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Mr. Bangitout: TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!
I MEAN, THIS CAPTION!
Im lo achshav, eimotai? |
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Pastrami |
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After Rahm is finished chanting, he and the President will be partaking in the second round of a “best of three” staring contest. Ancient Hebrew tradition states that the loser shines the winner’s shoes and makes Kiddush after each round.
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riat |
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leadjosh |
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"Mr. President, Wall Street and the rest of the country aren't necessarily buying into your health care, education and financial reform agendas. However, it is agreed, that your plans makes more sense than Judaism's reform movement." |
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riat |
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Mr President we could debate all day whether the one handed method is better than the two handed |
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MalkaChava |
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You see, Mr. President, according to our religious tradition, the naming of the caption contest winner will be the first sign of the coming of Moshiach! |
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chas |
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Mr. President: It's obvious that this picture will remain here for quite awhile. So let's have a quip on the upcoming Jewish holiday, which is.... what? Duh ! |
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chas |
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Mr. President: You call this the "weekly Caption Contest" ? Are you just another lying politician? And here we thought you were the Messiah!!! |
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CyndiGR |
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"Ad Chatzee HaMalchus, v'Tey-as" |
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riat |
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RHAM-OBAMA-DING-DONG .
I think it's a kinda catchy tune for the next convention ! |
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riat |
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Mr President....I know you asked me to remove this photo from this wild and crazy web site but infact the "weekly caption contest" goes on for months.
Rahm surely they can't be that cheap ? |
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chas |
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Shavuos is coming! Let's trade cheese cake recipes! |
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notfromteaneckor5t |
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you see i need to bring my people to the desert for just three days... |
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jillboston |
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About that bonfire I that want to build on the Great Lawn for L'ag B'Omer..... |
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chas |
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Betcha you don't know what day of the Omer today is, Rahm! |
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njosh |
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RAHM BAHM THANK U MAN!!! |
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riat |
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Mr President
I was going to enter your caption,on your behalf, and then I realised ......to put it politely... the odds of winning are very long...... |
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riat |
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Take back everything I said.
Now Michelle and Queen Elizabeth have bonded.....anything is possible ! |
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leadjosh |
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Mr. President... On the night of the Seder, the wise son may ask, “What is the meaning of the testimonies, statutes and laws of The Stimulus?" |
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leadjosh |
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On the night of the Seder, the wise son may ask, “What is the meaning of the testimonies, statues and laws of The Stimulus Plan?" |
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riat |
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Madov's ponzi has now jumped from $50bn to $170 bn ...people expect estimated budgets to low balled...........we should have sextrupled the deficit..... he gave us a great precident . |
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BrooklynBorn |
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So Rahm.......you missed a spot, right there by the heel. |
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BrooklynBorn |
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So Rahm.......you missed a spot, right there by the heel. |
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BrooklynBorn |
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So.... Mr. President, Have you heard the one about the Shvatza and the Jew in the White House? |
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chas |
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Mr. President, I have to pray, but can't find a single yarmulka in this House. Can you get Michelle to knit me one, please? |
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Admin at JPU |
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Which way is East Mr. President, I have to daven and this Oval shape has me confused |
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jemapharm |
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During their morning briefing, the President once again gets distracted looking for traces of Rahm's of horns. |
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ClickHere |
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When you said that every morning you want to study the Daily Briefings with me, I thought that you meant that we should learn the Daf Yomi in a Chavrusa together. |
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oldmikeny |
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Rahm, I may look like I'm paying attention to you but I am slowly drifting off to sleep. Soon I will be dreaming of draining that game winning three pointer....... |
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chas |
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No, Mr. President, you may NOT sign any more stimulus bills while wearing tefillin. |
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chas |
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Pay attention, Mr. President! Since you're a left-handed person, the tefillin go on your RIGHT arm. Get it? |
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chas |
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Mr. President, my halachically-oriented relatives tell me that since your mother was white, you are halachically white! |
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riat |
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How come the token Republican,the tokan hispanic guy,and most of the other nominees haven't joined us for this fireside chat. |
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chas |
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Gee, I liked being your token Jew. Why did you go out and hire more Jews? |
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crockhocker |
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What was that about your stimulus package? |
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chas |
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Honestly, Rahm, wouldn't I be more comfortable with http://www.circlist.com/rites/moslem.html ? |
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riat |
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"Seriously Mr President it's never too late"
Reply."Thanks Rahm I'll look into your recomendation.As you can tell by my posture I'm a little nervous about your idea but it could boost my popularity......I'll check out the website with Michelle.
http://www.nymohel.com/?gclid=CJmylMzqtpgCFQEuxwodBQ6nZAmy
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ShimonNechemiah |
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A heavenly administration? Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel (G-d is with us) meets with President Barack (He who is blessed) Obama. |
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riat |
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Mr President to make it clear to the American people that you are also making personal cut backs in these hard times may I suggest
a circumcision. |
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chas |
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Mr. President - I don't care if we call this the White House or the Black House or the Mulatto House - but it needs a MEZZUZAH!!! |
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MalkaChava |
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My choice to head up your initiative "No Radical Left Behind" is my "lantsman" Saul Alinsky Jr. |
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MalkaChava |
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Mr. President, I fired the Executive Chef. His matzoh balls were like bricks. Joan Nathan has been hired with Murray the Deli Man as sous chef. |
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MalkaChava |
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Hmm, I agree, Rahm. As of Monday, the names will be changed to Camp Star of David, and The Half White House. |
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leadjosh |
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"You may be president of the free world, but the Torah prohibits wearing of a fabric with wool and linen so your suit requires shaatnez testing." |
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leadjosh |
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"You may be the president of the free world, but the Torah prohibits wearing of a fabric with wool and linen so your suit requires ùòèðæ testing." |
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chas |
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Well...if you can convince Michelle to wear a snood...go for it ! |
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chas |
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Mr. President: It's almost nighttime, I need a minyan - can threats from Iran wait till later? |
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chas |
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Rahm: did you daven with kavanah this morning? Inquiring minds need to know. |
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chas |
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Rahm: If I can wear my black skin, why can't you at least wear a yarmulka? A shtreimel might be fun, too. |
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chas |
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Mr. President: The truth is - I report to a Higher Authority! |
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chas |
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Mr. President: then there's also Yom Kippur Katan! |
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chas |
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Mr. President: Soon I'm going to have to take off 2 days, and the following another 2 days. You know, for that Passover thingamajing. |
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chas |
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Mr. President: Purim is coming up. May I use a Barak Obama mask? |
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The Esther Bubby |
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Rahmi, Michelle wants you to ask your wife where she can get her sheitel styled in this neighborhood. |
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ShimonNechemiah |
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Sir, when you close Gitmo, we have a request from your constituents in Boro Park to accept the detainees. |
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ShimonNechemiah |
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Obama: How many sets of dishes do we need in our cabinet? |
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ShimonNechemiah |
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Our modern sages - RAHM-BAM |
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ShimonNechemiah |
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Mr. President, I know I have a responsible job, but I must leave early on most Fridays. |
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