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After seeing "Field of Dreams" in a...um..."Kiruv Initiative", one Lubavitcher decided to try a new way of bringing back the Rebbe...
by jeremy kaliman


Tefilloh was followed by lapdance entertainment at the Neturai Karta minyan breakfast
by ceebee3


Biker and Shofar- both EPO enhanced.
by Suricg


"Son, start practising your finger wag now, and when you get to be my age, you'll make a good living playing Tevye."
by bronxyid


I usually do not arrest people for loitering, however in your case, it could lead to mixed dancing.
by Pastrami


According to an ancient tradition, when two clowns meet, they will never look each other in the eye.
by dovber


Thank you, Rabbi. A bris is just what Bill needed.
by studman84


As you can see, not only is a kosher Esrog , but it has a built in cell phone, mp3 player, and it is "Touch Screen". This is the only Esrog you will ever need.
by Julian


Fun & Games: Count the number of things in the picture that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad hates.
by ClickHere


Hillary: If I lose to Obama, send the yahrtzeit calendar to Chappaqua.
by ShimonNechemiah

Donate a Torah Crown to your synagogue. A yad, breastplate or Rimonim also OK


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The Kosher Caption Contest


Welcome to our weekly Caption Contest! The funnier, frummier, the better.
Winner each week recieves their name and caption in lights on bangitout!
Submit as many times as you like! Good Luck!





Also, vote in the POLL of the Week: Am I Frum-or-Not Poll

Captions Submitted So Far:

  • Member:
    • mozez333
    dammmmmmmm thats a long beard

  • Member:
    • chas
    Whatever happened to the Man with the Yellow Hat?

  • Member:
    • ShimonNechemiah
    Rebbie, Your hat's too small. You need a feather in your cap!

  • Member:
    • MalkaChava
    Excuse me, Sir. I'm Shaina from "Personal-Shoppers-R-Us." I like your funky style and use of accessories. But the color trend this season is "fresh citrus." Basic black was last year.

  • Member:
    • ShimonNechemiah
    The goyim can have their "Cat in the Hat." This will be " A Dreidel for the Meidel."

  • Member:
    • ShimonNechemiah
    Dr. Seusstein at work.

  • Member:
    • ShimonNechemiah
    Rebbie, Could you add some pictures to the scriptures?

  • Member:
    • ShimonNechemiah
    Too precious to DeSCRIBE!

  • Member:
    • seth
    "You alright! I learned it by watching you dad!!!!! Parents who do mitzvos/drugs have children who do mitzvos/drugs."

  • Member:
    • MalkaChava
    Zaydie, can we shlug kapores again, so I can get a pen?

  • Member:
    • ShimonNechemiah
    When there's a quill, there's a way, my child.

  • Member:
    • ShimonNechemiah
    I've written over a thousand Torahs, and I have to write kids' books now!

  • Member:
    • ShimonNechemiah
    Sofer, So Good!

  • Member:
    • ShimonNechemiah
    Rebbie, I think you begin with the letter Bet.

  • Member:
    • seth
    "Are you Moshiach or Santa?"

  • Member:
    • yehudit
    she knew at that moment that she would spend the rest of her life collecting money for the pircehie raffle to attain the Grand Feather pen

  • Member:
    • yehudit
    At 3 years old Lisa Loeb already understood the secret to greatness: really nerdy jewy glasses

  • Member:
    • isaac
    Then the rebbe taught the youngster the mystical secrets of gematria via Color-by-Number





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