A parody song with lyrics based on the 1973 Dr. Hook & the Medicine Show song "Cover of the Rolling Stone."

Well, we’re Osama swingers, we got trigger fingers and spread hate everywhere we go

 

We preach about duty

And we march for justice

 

‘Long as explosives are set to blow

 

And while we long to be martyrs

That’s just for starters

 

For the thing that’ll really make us known

Is when we set fire to cities, blow up some kiddies

And get our picture on the cover of the Rolling Stone

 

Rolling Stone!

Wanna see my picture on the cover (Stone)

Wanna share it with my lord Allah (Stone)

Wanna see my holy frown on the cover of the Rolling Stone

 

(Thas’ right, take my AK and start firin’ into the sky)

 

There’s 72 virgins

Who’ll satisfy our urgins’

 

And feed us grapes for eternity

 

While back in the world, with banner unfurled

Will be our death lovin’ fraternity

 

We got all this and more, to wage Holy War

 

But Great Satan won’t truly be boned

‘Til we get our pictures on the cover of the Rolling Stone

 

Rolling Stone!

Wanna see my picture on the cover (Stone)

Wanna share it with lord Allah (Stone)

Wanna see my holy frown on the cover of the Rolling Stone

 

(Done blow Mickey Mouse to Hell)

 

We’re American raised

And we get top grades

 

We make you our friend and join the crowd

 

But in the end, when it’s time to transcend

It’s your destruction we’ve vowed

 

We love nothing more than American gore

 

And while we’re proud to be homegrown

It don’t mean nothin’ ‘till we get our pictures on the cover of the Rolling Stone

 

Rolling Stone!

Wanna see my picture on the cover (Stone)

Wanna share it with lord Allah (Stone)

Wanna see my holy frown on the cover of the Rolling Stone

 

(Jew bastards with them bagels)



We got a fancy blueprint

Involves pressure cookers, fire and flint

 

And you won’t notice a thing

 

When we drop it in the trash, make a quick dash

Then watch the explosion ring

 

There’ll be screaming and cryin’, the blood will be dryin’

 

And while we all love a legless sprinter

There’s nothing better than to see our picture

On the cover of the Rolling Stone

 

Rolling Stone!

Wanna see my picture on the cover (Stone)

Wanna share it with lord Allah (Stone)

Wanna see my holy frown on the cover of the Rolling Stone

 

(Ahh, it would be somethin’ worth fightin’ for it would)