1.  You need a place for meals, but when you ask everyone you know, they automatically think you're inviting them to one?

  1.  You see your roommate every Shabbat, even though you both live in Brooklyn?

8.    There's a hot, SPONSORED kiddush in shul, though you already went out of your way to find a place for lunch?

7.  You ate meat for Friday lunch, without knowing your dinner host was vegetarian?

6.  The eruv is down?

5.  It's the first week when everyone should be on the Lawn, but it's raining?

4.  You hear that your former roommate just gave birth to her third child, even though her wedding was ten years ago and you're still single?

3.  There's three scholars speaking at three different shuls, but all in the same sermon slot?

2.  There's three onegs in the same building, even though the scene was nearly dead a week ago?

1.  Everyone's away for the weekend?