based on "I Love This Bar" by Toby Keith
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We got black hatters, we got serugies
Kinderlach and rebbes
And we got tichels, we got sheitelach
we got … bekeshes and streimlach
And the youth minyan upstairs thinks they're real cool…
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, I love this shul.
We got shushers, we got talkers
We got drivers … and walkers
We got doctors, grant writers
Early birds and all nighters
And the yordim all say they're going back real soon…
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, I love this shul.
I love this shul
It's my kind of place
Just walkin' through the front door
Puts a big smile on my face
It ain't too far, come as you are
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, I love this shul.
I seen baal tshuvas, we got geirim
Yeshiva dropouts and bochurim
And we got singles, lotsa lookers
And I've seen cholent servers and kugel cookers
And we all meet up at the JCC pool
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, I love this shul.
I like my job
I like my vacation
I like to watch sports on Sunday
I like a movie now and then
But I love this shul
It's my kind of place
Just strollin' up to the bima
Puts a big smile on my face
No building charge, come as you are
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, I love this shul.