How many Jewish mother-in-laws does it take to change a light bulb?
That's all right, I'll just sit here in the dark.

How many Dayanim does take to change a light bulb?
None, because dayanim never change anything.

How many yeshiva boys does it take to change a light bulb?
Well, that depends on who you go by. According to Rabbi Yochanan, it takes one. But accordng to Rabbi Elazar, it takes ten.

How many Shaalvim guys does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. One to change it, and nine to sing and dance with Chaim Dovid over
the joy of adding a "new light to the world"

How many Gush guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
The Rambam doesnt hold of lightbulbs.

How many HaKotel guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
One….To call the front desk.

How many Mevaseret guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
That question wasnt on the SAT's.

How many Lev Abe guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
Gotta ask the Head Counsler.

How many Bais guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
five…. One to do it, 4 others to fake it. :

How many Brovenders girls does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two….b'chavrusa!!

How many Sharfmans girls does it take to change a lightbulb?
Question is irrelevant, she cant fit in the room.

How many Lev Aryeh guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
sorry, not enough guys.

How many Sharfmans girls does it take to change a lightbulb?
Is that regular or LITE bulb? :

How man Reishit guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
Why should we change it? it was Neve's fault.

How many Midreshet girls does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. She holds on to it and the world revolves around her. :

How many Mercaz guys does it take to change a light bulb?
Six…one to change it and five to make the Tshirts

How many Brovenders' girls does it take to change a light bulb?
That's irrelevant; we can still do it better than the boys can.

How many Gush guys does it take to change a light bulb?
None, he'd call a Brovenders girl to do it for him.

How many MMY girls does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it and one to phone Daddy for instructions.

How many MTV (tora vregesh) girls does it take to change a light bulb?
Dovid, darling, could do me one tiny little favour? (accompanied with
heavily batted eyelashes).

How many Michlala girls does it take to change a lght bulb?
And that, girls, is why you need to find a shidduch now.

How many KBY guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three. One to stand guard while the other two unscrew it from a shana alef Israeli's room.

How many Merkaz (Hatorah) guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
One to change it and One to take his shirt to get restarched.

How many Lev Abe guys does it take to change lightbulb?
None-we're never in Yeshiva anyways.

How many Keser Dovid Guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three. One to see if this room has a ceiling, one to find a nice mishpocha with lightbulbs to spare, and one to wonder why he didn't just go to Chofetz Chaim.

How many Chofetz CHaim guys does it tkae to change lightbulb?
Let's Study this question B'Iyun…

How many Medrash Shmuewl Guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
What me? Change Lightbulb? :

How many Gush guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
One to ask the rosh yeshiva how and one to write an 80 page halachic
dissertation on changing lightbulbs in the 20th century and what thomas
edison and the Rugitchover had in common.

How many Michlala girls does it take to change a lightbulb?
One to look for a telecard the switch and one to call her botyfriend in KBY to find out wich direction to turn it.

How many Sharfman's Girls does it take to change a lightbulb?
That was a lightbulb? I thought it was a cupcake!

How many BJJ girls does it take to change a lightbulb?
Maybe our shabbos hosts will buy us a new one.

How many Bnos Chava girls does it take to change a lightbulb?
This girls, is a true lesson in being a real baalas habayis. I want you to take serious notes this shabbos-pay close attention to how the hostess turns on the sink.

How many ToMo guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
I'll use my flashlight.

How many OJ guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
"Nai Nai Nai…."

How many Shaalavim guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
Rav Yammer is coming! (Nai Nai Nai…)

How many MMY girls does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who has time to learn such narishkeit?

How many Brovenders girls does it take to change a lightbulb?
Of course we can change lightbulbs. Just as easily as men can. Even better.

How many Neve Girls does it take to change a lightbulb?
Call the maintenace

How many Nevei guys does it take to chage a lightbub?
Was that a BUD light-bulb?

How many Midreshet girls does it take to change a lightbulb?
Daddy is sending a new one by FEDEX.

How many MTV girls does it take to change a lightbulb?
Hold on i have to put in my other earrings.

How many Michlala girls does it take to change a lightbulb?
I thought YOU were gonna do it!

How many Reishit guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
Lets go find a website on lightbulbs.

How many Seminar girls does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. One to change it and 9 to say tehillim.

How many Neve girls does it take to change the light bulb?
Ten. One to change it and nine to say 'I saw the light, I saw the light'.

How many Orot girls does it take to change a light bulb?
The light bulb's fine; the problem is that nothing works properly unless it's in Eretz Yisrael.

How many KBY guys does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. One to change it and nine to kill the Arabs who sabotaged it in the first place.

How many YU guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
Commentator Exclusive: Dr. Cwilich give Honors Seminar in the physical
dynamics of Light-Rav Kahn Lashes out against the project-Students don't really give a ****.

How many Stern Girls Does it take to change a lightbulb?
The Light Bulb Club will be holding a special event in the Koch Room to
discuss Lightbulbs. All students in attendance will get a cutsey flashlight as a free gift.

How many Touro guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
Six. One to fix it, one to hold the camera, and 4 to pose nest to the
computers for the jewish press shidduch ad.

How many Touro girls does it take to change a lightbulb?
NOW do you understand why I simply must be married BEFORE this summer?

How many polish men does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. One to hold the light bulb and 9 to turn the room around.
How many Mossad agents does it take to change a light bulb?
Light bulb? There was no light bulb.

How many Shin Bet operatives does it take to change a light bulb?
We ask the questions around here.

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes a lot of time, costs alot of money and the light
has to really want to change.

How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?
The light bulb doesn't need changing, it's the system that does.

How many Chabbadniks does it take to change a lightbulb?
None! It's not dead!