um mum mum mah

Mum mum mum mah

 

I wanna bake em' like they do in 18 minutes

Fold em' let em' hit me raise it baby stay shmura with me (I love it)

Love baking and intuition make the matzahs with Kavanah to start

And after they been broken I'll eat the one that's in his afikomen

 

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh

I'll bake them hot, show him what I've got

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,

I'll bake them hot, show him the shmura I've got

 

Can't steal my,

Can't steal my,

No he can't steal my matzah from my seder plate

(she’s got only one matzah)

Can't steal my,

Can't steal my,

No he can't steal my matzah from my seder plate

(she’s got no afikomen)

 

S-s-s-seder  plate, s-s-seder  plate

(Mum mum mum mah)

S-s-s seder her plate, p-p-p seder her plate

(Mum mum mum mah)

 

I wanna roll the dough a perfect box it will be

A little matzah baking is fun when you're with me (I love it)

Shmura Matzah is not the same without some broke

And baby when it's shmura if its not stale it isn't frum, frum 

 

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh

I'll bake them hot, show him what I've got

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,

I'll bake them hot, show him what I've got

 

Can't steal my,

Can't steal my,

No he can't steal my matzah from my seder plate

(she’s got only one matzah)

Can't steal my,

Can't steal my,

No he can't steal my matzah from my seder plate

(she’s got no afikomen)

 

P-s-s-seder  plate, s-s-seder  plate

(Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p steal from her plate, p-p-p steal from her plate

(Mum mum mum mah)

 

I won't tell you that I stole it

search or hid it 

Cause I'm bluffin' with my afikomen

I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my matzah-glue-gunning

Just like a Satmar in the casino

Take your bank before I pay you out

I promise this, promise this

Check this matzah cause I'm marvelous

 

Can't break my,

Can't break my

No he can't break the matzah on my seder plate

(she’s got one matzah)

Can't steal my

Can't steal my

No he can't steal my matzah from my seder plate

(she’s got the afikomen)