ive been in israel for awhile now
gotta get to the kotel but i dont know how
getting on the bus is like running a race
and i always wind up in a different place

i start in har nof
but i end in who knows
where did the bus go?
i dont even know
all the natives smile
as i walk down the mile
cant find the kotel
where the heck did it go?

The rain starts falling and hitting my face
I run around trying to find a safer place
Now under a bus stop I am dry but cold
I call my madraicha but she puts me on hold

i start in har nof
but i end in who knows
where did the bus go?
i dont even know
all the natives smile
as i walk down the mile
cant find the kotel
where the heck did it go

What does my madriacha have to say?
Shes the one who sent me this way!
I give up and…leave

i start in har nof
but i end in who knows
where did the bus go?
i dont even know
all the natives smile
as i walk down the mile
cant find the kotel
where the heck did it go