based on the original song "Loose Yourself" by Eminem
Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted…One moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, his yidishe chup is heavy
There’s vomit on his suit already, from zadies spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bomb kashas, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won’t come out
He’s chokin, how everybody’s jokin now
The clock’s run out, time’s up over, bloah!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Moishe, he choked
He’s so mad, but he won’t give up that easy
Is he? chasvichalila!!!!!!!
He won’t have it , he knows his whole back city’s ruma that he choked while sayin da gemara
It don’t matter, his emunah is gone,
He knows that, but he’s broke
He’s so shtached that he knows
When he goes back to his mame and tateh, that’s when it’s
Back to the kolel again yo
This whole faher shit
He better go back and chazer and hope it don’t pass him again
You better lose yourself in the mesechta, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only got one pshot, do not miss your chance to know it
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
The neshames escaping, through this hole that it’s gaping
This oylem is mine for the taking. HAHAHAHAA!