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based on "The Hannukah Song" by Adam Sandler ---------
Get out your costume gear
Purim is almost here
Whether you’re a bear or
gorilla
Its time to read the Megilla
So if you’re the only kid in
town
That doesn’t go trick or
treating
Purim’s just around the corner
A holiday of drinking and
eating
King Achashverosh threw
A big celebration
For the 127 countries
In his vast nation
When he asked Queen Vashti to
appear
And show off all her stuff
She refused to appear with her
tail
And the King had had enough
So off came Vashti’s head
But then the King sobered up
So they held a beauty pageant
at the palace
And Esther came out on top
One day Bigtan and Teresh were
conversing
Let’s poison the king, you and
me
But Mordecai who understood 70
languages
Foiled their plot, and they
were hung from a tree
Chorus:
On Purim we were saved, from
the wicked Haman
So eat drink and be merry,
every single man and woman
At that time, Haman advised
the king
To kill every last Jew
‘Cause Mordecai, wouldn’t bow
down to him
Instead, he showed him his
shoe
The Jewish people, fasted and
prayed
And Esther went to see the
king
She said, “Just come to my
party, you and Haman
You don’t need, to bring
anything”
That night, the king couldn’t
sleep
And they read him, about
Mordecai’s great deed
So Mordecai got to ride, on a
royal horse
Throughout Shushan, with Haman
at the lead
When Haman returned a bitter
man
He had no time to brood
He was summoned, to the royal
palace
Things weren’t going so good
Chorus:
On Purim we were saved, by
Esther the Queen
So eat drink and be merry,
every single adult and teen
At the party, once again the
king asked
Esther, what is your desire
This time Esther cried, “Spare
my life
And my people, our situation
is dire
We have been sentenced to
death, by a wicked man”
Said Achashverosh, “Who dare
do such a thing
An evil and wicked man
Haman, chief minister of the
king
The king left in anger
While Haman begged for his
life
But he fell upon the queens
couch
And the king said, “how dare
you do this with my wife”
Charvona, one of the king’s
attendants
Told the king about, Haman’s
50 cubit tree
So the hung Haman on these
gallows
And the Jewish people were
free
Chorus:
On Purim we were saved, by the
righteous Mordecai
So eat drink and be merry,
every single gal and guy
So get ready to celebrate
With your mate, or your date
Prepare your costume, don’t be
late
The Megillah reading, begins
at eight
Send a basket, of food to eat
To your friends, and your
roommate
And don’t forgot, the
unfortunate
Send them charity, the mitzvah
is very great
And don’t forgot, to put food
on your plate
Even if you’re somewhat,
overweight
Gotta get drunk today, there’s
no debate
Have a happy happy Purim, hope
your Purim is Great!!!
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