It's 7:42 Friday night and I'm waiting
To maybe light for a boy a little shtarker than me
His name is Chaim, he's a chassid who likes leining
He wears a streimle, but I'm not quite sure what that means
And when he talks, it's only about kosher things
And he doesn't notice me
Cuz he's learning Torah
Shteiging bout g'marah
Listening to shiorim
And sitting with a mishna
It's exactly like it should be
He won't talk to me
Cuz if he would than that'd be
Mamish like heresy
So I'm failing miserably
Trying to get the guy all the frum girls want
I like Blue Fringe and he likes the Miami Boys
His tape collection's full of singers that admire the Rebbe
He said he'd like to score a place up in shamaim
He'll never know that I'm the closest on this earth he will
be
And when he talks
It's only about kosher things
And he doesn't notice me
Cuz he's learning Torah
Shteiging bout g'marah
Listening to shiorim
And sitting with a mishna
He wants one with a sheitl
A pretty aidle maidle
Straight out of the seminary
Innoccent and able
It's exactly as it should be he won't talk to me
Cuz if he would than that'd be
Mamish like heresy
So I'm failing miserably
Trying to get the guy all the frum girls want
There he goes again with tzitzis on
And Payous in his hair
He broke my heart cuz he wasn't willing
All I want's to have his 15 children
Now I'm learning torah
I can't learn g'marah
I'm listening to sheorim
And sitting with a mishna
My hair's too big for sheitls
And I'm not aidl maidle
I never went to seminary
It's exactly like it should be
He won't talk to me
Cause if he would then that'd be
Mamish like heresy
So I'm failing miserably
Trying to get the guy all the frum girls want
He's the guy all the frum girls want
