Yum...
Amen
So delicious
[Chorus: 5.99 and Shirley]
[5.99]
I take you to the bagel shop
I'll let you pick the poppy seed
Go wash Shirl, don't you chap
These bagels are really the top
[Shirley] I'll take you to the bagel shop
Oy, one taste is so geshmack
Keep eatin till you fill the belt (wham)
[Verse 1: 5.99]
You can bake it your way, how do you make it
You will take my order or should I go eat elsewhere
The food's getting cold, oy vey, let's go to the next table
Dining room jammed, hot as a real rebba
We'll take it to go, lady be sensible
If you be annoying, I'll be annoying
In the bayis or in the back of Young Israel
On the bench or in the hall, it's wherever you shmooze
Got some massive shtick, I do leitzanus
Hallevai, me and you should be blessed with shalom
Wanna show me how you cook it lady, go for it
Get a pot, then get two bagels round, light a low fire
I'm a shtickel kvetch when it comes to this shtick
After you walk in a shop, you can pay with plastic
I'm dyin for "essin" lady, the best plate I can
I work with my mouth, Shirl, not with my hands (chomp chomp)
[Chorus:]
[Bridge: 5.99 and Shirley]
Shirl, what I eat (what you eat)
And when I eat (and when you eat)
The things I eat (things you eat)
Are just too good to be true (thank you)
[Verse 2: 5.99]
Give me the plate lady, good and fast
Diet Coke, for some reason, I think it helps
You can't ever cook the same thing twice no more
Cause you never made it good like this
Soon as I come home from work, she get to pullin stuff out of the fridge
It's nice, yes, to taste what she's makin for dinner
Isn't it eye-popping how gevaldick it is to watch her with tongs
Had me dreaming bout the "essin" when I'm done
She cooks the right stuff at the right temp.
Dine in or night off she likes it when it's mine
So delicious, you should see the way she fry
As long as she aint cookin, Honey I aint hungry
Droolin from the mouth, fire's on and stoppin
All my shmear campaign, bagel after bagel is gone
And we won't stop till every bagel in every basket is done
[Chorus 2x]