Madonna and Guy Richie got a get (divorce doc), or at least made some tanaaim (conidtions) to their divorce which was finalized by a British court last month, with the two agreeing to joint custody of sons Rocco, 8, and David, 3. Under the deal, the boys must remain kosher, attend synagogue on Fridays and Saturdays and receive an upgraded Internet connection at Ritchie's English country estate. Madonna may be on to a new twist on Pirkei Avos, with the Jewish world standing on three things:: Kosher, Shul & Internet. NY DAILY NEWS

PS. Who said Jesus gave up on yiddishkiet? Madonna's new shidduch is named Jesus and is converting to Kabbalah.