This is cute no matter what your political views are.
Recently, while going through an airport during one of his many
trips, President Bush encountered a man with long gray hair and beard,
wearing a white robe and sandals, holding a staff.
President Bush went up to the man and said, 'Has anyone told you
that you look like Moses?' The man didn't answer. He just kept staring
straight ahead.
The president said, 'Moses!' in a loud voice. The man just stared
ahead, never acknowledging the president.
The president pulled a Secret Service agent aside and, pointing
to the robed man, asked him, 'Am I crazy or does that man not look like
Moses to you? The Secret Service agent looked at the man and agreed.
'Well,' said the president, 'Every time I say his name, he
ignores me and stares straight ahead, refusing to speak. Watch!'
Again the president yelled, 'Moses!' and again the man ignored
him.
The Secret Service agent went up to the man in the white robe and
whispered, 'You look just like Moses. Are you Moses?'
The man leaned over and whispered back, 'Shhhh! Yes, I am Moses.
The last time I talked to a bush, I spent 40 years wandering in the desert
and ended up leading my people to the only spot in the entire
with no oil.'