Syosset resident and eternally hot Jewess Natalie Portman put her three-bedroom Sea Cliff cottage on the market for $2.2 million – where is she going to move? Her making Aliyah would be the best thing that happened to Israeli tourism since the invention of the falafel.
Man, I wonder when the open house is as I think bangiotout should get a bus together from the the west side for this one….Can you show us the bedroom again, Natalie?
