Has anyone seen the commercials where Whoopi Goldberg, the only Academy Award winner to follow in the footsteps of Jim J. Bullock, stands next to a giant golden statue or sits in a movie star's makeup chair? Like me, you were probably expecting a joke – I mean, she is a comedian hosting an award show for movies. It's not like this is an award show for philanthropists or a celebration of some great humanitarian deed. Whoopi proceeds to open her mouth and utter one sentence with grave solemnity and boldness. She says, “Prepare yourself