(To the tune of Master of the House)

PHARAOH:
Welcome Moshe
Greetings n' all
But come meet the best
Magicians on call
As for your tricks
All of them weak
You don't impress
And you barely can speak
To set your people free?
You know you can trust me
A king of good upbringing
Who can sing on key

Pharaoh of the Nile
Worshiping my sheep
Using slave labour
Cause it comes so cheap
Crack a little whip
Who cares if some die
Building my pyramids
'Til they reach the sky
When it comes to running Nations
There's a lot of tricks I know
One of them is never
Letting a free workforce go.

I'm not afraid of lice
Boils might be nice
Locusts are so tasty you can send them twice
I'll drink a little blood
And eat a crunchy frog
Darkness can't be worse than a morning fog
You know I love a good safari
Hunting lions will be swell
While cows decomposes
Smells to me like roses
Moses! I will bid to you farewell

PHARAOH & CHORUS:
Pharaoh of the Nile
Master over yous
Building all the cities
On the backs of Jews
Ruler of the Realm
Master of the Land
Ridiculously good-looking
And nicely tanned
Everybody loves the Pharaoh
He's the very bestest king

PHARAOH:
I kill off my opposers
Moses! You can't do anything!

MOSHE:
When I was young
I was raised here as a prince
But then God Almighty
Sent me to convince
Pharaoh of the Nile
Let my people go
Our Rock and Our Redeemer
Has decreed It so
Hardened little heart
Like Ahmadinejad
Think you're quite a ruler
But you're pretty bad
God works outside of nature
Been 9 plagues upon your house
With wonders you've been blasted
Seven days they lasted in your house!

PHARAOH & CHORUS:
Pharaoh of the Nile

MOSHE:
Better watch his back!

PHARAOH & CHORUS:
Ridiculously good-looking

MOSHE:
Now he's going to crack!

PHARAOH & CHORUS:
Ruler of the Realm.  Master of the Land.

MOSHE:
Makat Bechorot will leave them unmanned.

PHARAOH & CHORUS:
Everybody bless the Pharaoh!
Everybody bless his house!

PHARAOH:
Anybody hear that roar?

MOSHE:
Everybody mark your door!

ALL
Hashem is coming down.  Now, everybody get inside the house!