If you’re a שומר שבת guy like the two of us are and especially if you’re here for a short visit or looking for that right שידוך, this apartment could be what you’re seeking. You’ll be living in the downstairs part of a 2-bedroom garden duplex near all the West Side shuls, seven minutes from the 5-star Jewish Center kiddush, and only a minute away from the number 1 train which is convenient when she will be texting, “where R U?”

As a matter of fact, our private garden is the perfect place to text anyone back, or entertain, host a kiddush, yourself, or just chill. Inside the apartment you’ll have AC, WiFi, a washer and dryer and a library of over 1000 books in the flat to occupy your mind when you’re not on Facebook 24/6 or in the kitchen doing laundry, or cooking — recipes provided. Come visit, man! !בא לבקר היום

P.S. If you served in צהל IDF you get 10% off the rent.