If you’re a שומר שבת guy like the two of us, and, especially if you’re looking for that right שידוך, this apartment can help you enjoy the single life in our community. You’ll be living in the downstairs part of a 2-bedroom garden duplex near all the West Side shuls, seven minutes from the 5-star Jewish Center kiddush, and only a minute away from the number 1 train which is convenient when she will be texting, “where R U ?
As a matter of fact, our private garden is the perfect place to text her back, or entertain, host a kiddush, yourself, or commune with nature. Inside the apartment you’ll have AC, WiFi, a washer and dryer and a library of over 1000 books in the flat to occupy your mind when you’re not on Facebook 24/6 or in the kitchen doing laundry, or cooking — recipes provided. (A recent pew poll shows that single men who cook more than just cholent are 46% more likely to find their באשרט before they’re 60.) Come visit, man! !בא לבקר היום
P.S. If you served in צהל IDF you get 10% off the rent.