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St. Louis's marathon
running officer of the law |
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Project Runway/Theadwiz addict
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“The Jumba
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Jon Brody,
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super smiling, Law schooling, broadway gal |
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NE Philly babe, Yale going,
super tanned hot doc in LA | |
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sharona" |
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down best eyebrows on the west side | |
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(M-Lo),
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on the Upper West Side know Sheemon?"-
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by name only) | |
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#1 reason why Jewish Cleveland rocks |
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as working the Dive Bar!"-
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god/guide of the west side | |
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accountant, and budding snowboarder
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in GI Joe, Spaceballs, and all Adam Sandler movies" -
Liza Wolf,
leezie Marathon running Wunderwoman of the West Side | |
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third grade tye-dye birthdays |
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SawYouAtSinai
& Yao Ming of the west side |
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bangitout's
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Miller, baltimore's shlock
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How long, how long will I slide....I don't believe
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voice in the Jewish world (banging out acapella nowadays)
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worker on the west side |
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Queen of the West Side
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Pfeffer, Highland
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Years party at Caliente Cab Co. in the Village
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that Bang Former brilliant editor and Aron's spectacular
spectacular
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Baily?" David
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in the shower?"- Chana
Perel Lawrence, Passaic's
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- Dorian Levy,
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the Upper West Side
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Phish and interpreting Andrea's A+ lingo
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all-star mitzvah couple
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Considering I found my roomies
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NYU Master of the James Tower and a real bangitout Pal
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(Side) hemisphere.
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Hamptoner Rebbe in training (@ the MTV beach house)
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most talented artist to hit the Upper West Side
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West side's I-bankging, party going babe
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then I probably should be voted "Not good at Frisbee" - Michael
Strapp, Harvard Law School's/
Vered's "ultimate" man
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"ultimate" sneakers IPO
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official accountant of apartment 7H
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Right, Lollie?"- Ariel
Weiner, Super happy JUST
MARRIED PENN grad, who is the Blondest jewish gal on
earth
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anyway?- Amy
Shiner, UWS's Neighborhood
regression analyst, Ben & Jerry's Aficionado and ofcourse all-star aerobic
crack user
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"Hey, is anyone up for a last-minute shabbos meal? I can get my hands on some wine, despite
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(soon to produce "AM I FRUM or NOT" The Series)
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Real Estate Wine Expert Appraiser
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Coast
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Shron,
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Scene,-- "if you know her, she's not doing her job"
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U-Mich bound, rant expert, and winner of Bangitout's Annual Costume Award. Respect.
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-
Cory Grafstein, the most hardcore
chicken soup loving trader to grace the east side
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wackiest sefardic teacher from Rutgers ever to hit the West
side
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and cheesy 80's Karaoke" - Alan
Mitrani, The Hedge funding, Kareoking,
Tuesday night learning, Lower East Sides's secret UWS agent
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the best taste in ties and twin brothers
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101st sts Queen of Cool.
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Englander, Penn grad who enjoys long walks on the
beach in black-tie shabbos attire
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or" -
Michael Cinamon, OZ's
freshest young professional Gabbai for hire
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Rachel Boim,
UWS's favorite skiing financier
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are two completely separate things. Happy Birthday!" - Sara
Fisher, Atlanta's budding new artist and
upper west sider
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Center Young Leadership's hottest new southern recruit
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(Sateesh for President!)
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"SEE, I told you I am
blonde!!!"
-Aliza Kolton
Josh's Place most frequent visitor
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"For Better or worse, you Galena boys make stuff happen, and for that I'm your biggest fan" - Becky Strapp,
UWS's Not in the Scene, Scene President
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non-for-profit- Jewish-AMERICAN of the year
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to be.
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world
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years party?" - Suri
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Duker, Philly's
newest slacker rabbi for our times
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Savitz, How do you
like them apples bangin' Reishit Alumn
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Volunteering in Israeli Hospitals is simply awesome, but not quite as awesome as Isaac Galena's taste in vintage "Slut" clubbing sweaters.Yael Bergknoff, UMDNJ's secret sweater-Wearing, Hospital-volunteering, master Indian
tongue-Greeter
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"After volunteering, dorming and Nargila-ing with bangitout.com's editor in Israel, I can honestly say this website is a F***in' S***!! Benji
Matta, Toronto's bangin' Magen-D Adom volunteer and All-star advanced-beginner Hebrew wizard
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Frimer, the real
life Joey Tribiani of Jerusalem, Israel
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Knoll, Bringing
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Schreiber, West
side's temporary burn-unit Doctor (calm down he's
married)
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Gres, The uppers west side's Swiss Miss
Gourmet
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yael galena
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Sharona Korn
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Rebecca Kardin
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Lauren Weltz
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Shari Sussman
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Jenny Deinstag
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Kurtz, CEO,
Westside Parties Gone Wild
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Finegold, the
quintessential redhead of the west side.
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boring people (Ashkenazim)" - David
Alhadeff CEO,
Sefardics for Van Halen and most hardcore Jewish 80's fan of all
time
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"The Chanukah Party last year was a blast - latkas, grab-bags, and
basherts, OH MY!" - Robbie
Zellner, Michelle's havdala
making, haircut getting, Engaged TIVO wizard
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Top ten things Brooklyn and Minneapolis have in common...um Moredchai help me out on this one!" -
Naomi Storfer
UWS's Engaged TriplelayerKugel Master and Mbodek's super scoobie spin
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"Nothing beats denying someone
benefits and then having a good meal/date at Va Bene" -Lee
Gorin, NYC's newest Pep
boy
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"Getting engaged is the easy part... Mincha at Israel Rallies, now there's a challenge!"
Barry Cooper
Kinneret's Investment Banking, Twinaholic, Dvar Torah Master
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As a kosher wine connoisseur, there are only two wines that work on the West Side, Rashi and
Rashi"
Rachel
Markowitz,
freshman RA in Keywest dorms
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"With Monica getting hitched, I think
we should decide on who Sheemon will be sharing a room with"
-
Bat Bornstein,
Aaadvertising exec of the James Tower
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"Purple silk kippahs are my mincha attire of choice - thank you bangitout.com!"
Steven Westerman, J-basketball allstar, Georgi's Mosad Foot Soldier and number one patron of Diamond
Dairy
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"6 people in my class + childhood weight problem + excessive intake
of rice cakes = bangitout.com staff member" -
Avi Korn, Penn Talmudic
warrior born and raised by the power of Greystone (Road)
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"Bangitout.com is a fun website to goto when I am not cuttin the rug or cutting someone's spleen -
Dr. Ilana Moche, Medical
adviser for bangitout parties and newest resident of the UWS
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"With bangitout.com and the JC
Young Leadership in my apt I could goto Ireland and not miss a
beat" - Felicia
Firetag, Los Angeles'
hottest jap
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"If being part of the bangitout.com legal team means I get a
pic on the website.. I'm 100 % pro bono" - Leslie
Teichman, CEO,
Tiechmans for Bangitout Foundation
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"No, PopacK that is not really a picture of me. But if it was I would be getting mad law school chicks (um, frum only)" - Richie
T. Frolich, Staten Island's fav law-schooling, golf addict, & BIO sports editor
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"Sure, Cambridge or BIO doesn't hold a candle to Prenzlauer Berg, but at least my apartment is across the street from my office!"
-Rachel Milner, Potomac's legendary German speaking, RUSH drumming,
NCSYing (w/ the galenas) X-West Side goddess
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"I'm on the 1 year Germany, 1 year West side, 25 year Philly plan"
-Ellie
Schainker,
World Saving, "No need to thank her" Recently engaged, TA
Philly All-star
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"Pass me my chair... I am about
to finish my Little Mermaid Solo. And children,
DO NOT get in my way!"- Aliza
Cole, The James Tower's
most INSANE Israeli Taboo player ever
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"Going to Philly for the holidays is so great
because I know every Philly born young couple there (all 4 of them) plus I get
to see Sheemon! - Debbie Stein,
All-star Rutgers Alum and star of the
movie "Kissing Jessica Avi Stein" |
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"Living in
San Diego is like vacationing in Club Med all year round. Wanna to create a mini
West Side there? email me" Suri
Brody,
Most underrated, Tijuana tripping, party personality on the
UWS |
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"Nice site Goldenas! I hope we
can take another roadtrip and not wimp out and get gas. Good night Jay." -
Eli Scheiman, most underrated law school cohain to come out
of Philly since Rick |
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"Sorry guys, can't do it tonight. We are 6 months
behind Michiganian styles. We are going to have to lay you off."
Joey Wilson,
luckiest MBA student to return to Umich since Tom Dolan |
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"Maybe I
could design a line of bangitout/ Michelle Deborah hats! Although you
probably wont get to meet Brittany Spears" Malki
Mermelstien, sweetest hat designer
on the UWS |
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"Does anyone want to go to Israel with me for 5
weeks? Call me and we can schmooze (chavairot only)."-
Amir Perlson,
Ultimate melamdim and frisbee all-star in the
West Side (kollel) |
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"Under age Clubbing at Bling Bling and playing
Exotic Robot with bangitout twins is much more fun than Pickles!!" -Danielle
Erin Kasirer, LA's hottest tennis, pool,
and ping pong underage teen phenom out of Beverly
Hills since Joleigh Kasirer |
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"Hot
married couples, Evan and 'Jarod', shalosh seudos and an intro
(mission statement) that will go down as one of my finest since my role in Family
Prayers. LA is the answer!"-
Tzvi Ratner-Stauber
greatest chest-hair and wheeler in LA, and only 2 steps from Kevin Bacon
(Jane Jenkins!!) |
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"Rena, Will
ya(goda) marry me? " -
Josh Zelig (JZ),
Frisch Basketball Genius, and author of the new bestseller "My Roommate is a
Freak, and other Reasons to get Engaged" |
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"FINALLY,
the first Phoenixian Lawyer to get on bangitout.com. Lon, did you put them up to
it?" - Marcy Block,
Acapella Goddess and bangitout.com West Coast travel adviser |
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"This
website
is more jammed packed than my shower, bathroom, living room,
this past weekend! " -
Uncle Ben Fass
The folk singing, chabad-going doctor
and greatest host in LA |
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"The July
4 BIO comping trip was really fun. I attribute that to Ondy, and Nechama's Condy,
and Arye's...scents of humor" - Suzanne
Selingot,
Washington Heights hottest new Belgian Astrologer |
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"There is
nothing better in this world than downing a thick, yet holy, Liter of
Sabra Orange Liquor. It makes me feel all goofy inside." -
Dan Relles,
Singer of the hit single "Relles the love we have" |
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"As a
Doctor, I have learned to sleep anywhere... Including the bangitout
headquarters. (AKA my brother's overpriced room) -
Oren Fass,
415's most prevalent bar chord playing guest |
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"Choose
a career is like choosing your roommates... pick something and someone
completely insane"- Rachel
Schmell, Mckinsey's favorite Yiddish
speaking consultant |
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A good
bochur has got to Chazur, and when he's done, he should Chazur more
until he is..uhh Yonaton read the tosfos!"-
Daveed Perl,
YULA's Sarachek Hall of Famer, Bikur Cholim Rockstar, & Camouflage
Backpacker. (Talmud Muvhak of Rav Hirsh). |
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"Only after four years of medical school, am I finally starting to
understand the infamous Galena frisbee lingo ...someday I'll 'get there'
- Michai Mazar, 2001 MVFD, Most Valuable Frisbee Doctor on the UWS |
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"If Eric didn't have me, I think he still would be making brisket in a
toaster for the bangitout.com staff, while commuting to NYC from Cleveland" -
Joel Kirzner, Nicest guy/apartment on the west side (for this
week atleast) |
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"If
Finklestien can get engaged, the entire West Side will be married by next year.
Guaranteed" - Shimy "Shjimbob" Stienmetz, The Ceasar
Salad, Rav Reichman, tropical shirt wearing, frisbee king |
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"Wow, the shifrettes will be impressed that I made it on the website;
however does this mean that I owe Seth a Macabee?" - Shifra
Goldberg, most athletic non-Upper West Sider on the Upper West
Side |
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"Girls
(molly), Girls (Jodi), Girls (shush)!"-
Tyrone McFlurry, UWS pizza
deliver drug cartel and Orthodoxxx wedding dance floor diva |
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"Arye,
I know you have Tyrone's money, so you better kiss your mezuzahs goodnight"
- Sue-Z Kentor, Tyrone McFlurry's
and Stephon Marbury's bashert |
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"The key to getting on the bangitout.com (and only simchas) is sitting next
to the Galenas at a wedding, well that and knowing their roommate" -
Andrea Katzenstien, The Westmont's
best kept secret |
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L. B. loving your stickers and website, Does that necessitate
a kiss?" -
Laurent Bensimon, Bringing a happy
hour to global email listserves and Morrocan Minyans throughout the West
Side (just mention Laurent's list) |
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"Seattle
needs more props on this website. Can I write a Starbucks that bangs section?"-
Laura Norman,
Upper East Side's Supersonic party animal |
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"Steven
may have won the swish-a-thon - but I got a pic on bangitout.com!!!!
(does that come with a free trip to Israel?" - Georgi Weinstock,
Alum President, Key Westers for Michigan (go blue) |
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"If only there were some guys like N'sync or backstreet boys on the Westside
(who do situps) life would be so much easier - Meredith Paskowitz,
Justin Timberlake's new love interest |
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"Thank
you for featuring me on your prestigious website. This is almost as
good as the photo album I made at Suzanne's Birthday" - Atara
Neuer, Washington Hieghts most artistic Canadian Import |
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"We
will be starting a committee to collect spontaneous reflections
about the connection between bangitout and tikun olam. Please join
us." - Moshe
Bellows, the true voice of everything good on the
UWS |
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"mmmmmmmm kosher chili. Yes, I make it from scratch. It beats
cholent anyday. Call me for the recipe" - Bruce Wernick, The UWS's Texas
Ranger and world chili champion |
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"Rooming with Seth in Israel has made me an official banger.
But I still don't get why he calls me Tristar?" - Yitz Treitel, world's wackiest
website finder and day trade extraordinaire |
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"I'm ok.....No, Im alright....Im having fun......IM GOING HOME" -
Ilana Grafstien, Lon's concert partner, and winner, Tannest triathlete contest, Cancun '02 |
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"I was once the same height as the Galenas. Mrs. Green's class...5th grade." - Ami Rosen, Kobe Bryant's #1 lokedog, next to Matt Matkoff |
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"I'm sorry I can't talk right now, I'm too busy doing mitzvos"- Yael Warhaftig
, the James Tower's Torah Tour guide |
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"Guess
what everyone, I'm ENGAGED!!! Thanks for telling me, Seth"
- Suzy Helft, Founder
of the Helft-Lieber Archieology Center, and star of the hit
movie, Indiana Helft and the lost Drazen |
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"City
of Angels doesn't compare to swinging on the Upper West Side, as long
as you don't have a goatee..Joel". - Noah
Hartman , Theme song writer, Atlanta's Golden God and always
crazy for that girl |
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"It's
not that I am obsessed with you, Dani, it's that I am obsessed with
your room...heck what girl isn't?" - Ora
Korn, best smile on the west side |
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"Sorry,
can't talk now, need to find someone to tell them I'm engaged!"
- Jessica Weller,
the original bangitout.com muse and star of the hit TV show,
Searching for Rafi Wald |
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Wait a second,
now that I am engaged, I get a rave review? That's it, I'm moving
back to Chicago!" - Gila
Abrams, Wurtzweiler grad gone wild! |
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Even
though
I was 14, I was still grunge....Now, does Arye like me?" -
Jessica 'Punky' Russak, the most mature scratchy voiced
Shmira Goddess and star of 'Russak in the City' |
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You'd think that people would of had enough of silly Galenas. I look around bangitout and I see it
isn't so"- Jessica
'Wacky Mac' Moore, LA's cutest clumsy Freckled Redhead.. until the end...of...time... |
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from Brynstein to Brynfeld, NY to LA, Single to married, bangitout still makes me laugh!, well that and Some Girl." Bryna
Fiedler, Lon's Smoldering Temptress, Moshe's Spectacular, Spectacular |
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"Besides
playing on the BIO hockey team, I work at a ratings company
called Yachad IBCA. Actually, it's now only called Yachad".
- Avi Kaplan,
West Hempstead youth minyan attendee, age 24 |
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"Contemporary
Jewish History starts and ends with one man...and he is Lon
Smolensky" - Julie
Lieber, West 120's iron chef & our favorite scratchy
voiced singer |
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"Can
I get a witness, or a light house...to guide the bangitout
hockey team to your heart?
- Dave Rappaport
shown here with the True slap to his shot |
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"Since
you've never met me, I hope to get a pic that represents the
social idiosyncracies of Modern Orthodoxy...i.e. include nudity"
- Ahava Leibtag,
bangitout's most observant writer (yup, thats a fall
mister!) |
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"For
our next themed staurday night party we will be doing a luao,
moroccan, 80's, disco, Chanukah, birhtday, chinese auction.
I wonder what to wear?" - Tani
Shwartz, 'Rutgers 4 ever' President |
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"Our
hobbies include spin the bottle, twins trivia, and telling
Seth which room each of us live in" - Karen,
Robyn and Johanna, The Sagamore Girls |
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"See,
what people do not understand is that Canadians are just nicer
versions of Americans who dress well in the winter. What's
not to love?" -
Akiva Katz, the UWS Canadian's Canadian |
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"Ok,
if we can't all move to Israel now, why don't we start a movement
to the next great place...the village!!!" - Tehilla
Eisenstadt Moshava nostalgist and Renissance Fair Fanatic |
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"Because
I am new to the UWS I figure if I can make it here, (bangitout.com)
I can make it anywhere. It's up to you Bangitout, Bangitout!
Go BLUE" - Sarah
Chopp, the new kid on the block (joey or jordan) |
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"Because
I know you all miss my mass emails from Cleveland, I've decided
to compile them into a book of memoirs entitled... 'The Eric
Pinkis Memoirs'...catchy right?" - Eric
Pinkis Bagel and Co's biggest sponsor |
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"I'm
like a Galena, except for the fact that I am tall, not balding
and have a girlfriend. I too, am also not funny." - Judah
Levine, bio Israeli correspondent. |
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"Lon,
can you tell your roommates to calm down..it's just cookies
for the firefirghters." -
Ruth Samuels, Magen David's Favorite gentile, or
Ashkenazic, teacher |
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"I
basically just study alot and take walks. Did you know I named
my youngest brother bennett? Cool name right?" -
Sally Sultan, Einstien's favorite power walker.
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"I'm
like a Canadian except I have much better taste in clothing.
Ey?" - Adam
Berkowitz, Best dressed Canadian Upper West
Sider on the UWS |
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"I
can't believe I made the website! I was hoping for Brenda,
but Valerie (or a mature Kelly) will do." - Tammy
Vardy, Sorority babe of 120 West 97th |
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"It
easy to tell the difference, Seth is the more serious and
responsible one. I think he is thicker too.Right?"
Mimi Kessous,
Best ice cream flavor on the West Side |
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"If
you think this site is funny, try going on a cross-country
roadtrip with Yachad" -
Sarah Galena, Star, Galena Girls Gone Wild! |
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"The
best place to be on Saturday night is this really cool place
called Synergy. It is Hot!" Abby
Kahn, Penn's internet queen |
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"If
we put together an Upper West Side All-Star team, the Galenas
would be up way up there....Ummm, that may not be such a good
thing." - Etan
Walls, Seattle's star buck. |
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"Nachum,
I think Suzie would love this website!! If she only knew what
the internet was (pranking online?) - Molly
Kantar, Gaurdian, Jodi's holy waterbottle |
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"European
Vacations, much like the bangitout.com's Upper West Side followers,
must be Wild and Insane" -
Josh Katzen, the traveling man, Panopoly Champ, and
only person in the west side to have the Summer off |
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"Im
Eshcachaaaich, Yerushalim!...Baby Bye Bye Bye" - Dov
Robinson, Chicago's Mony man, Talmudic Term Wizard and
Bangitout.com Pro Party Van Dancer |
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"OZ
has the young professionals, Jewish Center has the scene...what's
a young handsome, frum, modest lawyer to do?" -Steven
Greenfield,, X-President, The 'I wish I was on Bangitout.com
Foundation |
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"Suzy,
I still don't understand why Arye was so upset about our little
prank. " - Jodi Buchman,
Chicago's favorite prankster, QB, Tyrone's wife |
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"Does
bangitout need some PR work? We can focus on the fact that
you are twin brothers, with alot of time on your hands" -
Michelle
Muller, Great Lawn Tabboo Champion |
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"After
Rap's wild wedding, all I can think about is when Liquid
Inferno is having their reunion show- that, and have you
guys burned those naked pictures of me yet?" - Chanan
Tigay, All-Star wingman, the Green Team, JCC Kaiserman
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"Our
very own Arye Dworken warms up this website" -
Elie Haller, Lord and Taylor of the Jewish Center
and bass guitar |

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"The
West Side is alot like Staten Island, except the WS is missing
CSI,
the Marcus's and afforable housing"
- Brian Jacobs, sportscaster
turned sportsagent turned Chasan |
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"Even
us jewish Minnesotians can enjoy a good chuckle about Teaneck,
NY" - Ilana Kobrin,
Curt Cobain's long lost twisted kosher sister |
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"Can
I give a shoutout too all the eligible ladies of bangitout
and Parker, that west coast bum" - Josh
"Kirsh" Kirshenbaum, diamond ninja and Chofetz
Chaim guru" |
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I
have something doctors like to call a "Banging" problem. I'm
addicted - bangin' atleast 4 or 5 times daily - Torah that
is!! Dov Emerson,
NCSY Advisor of the Century and Shtick Contest Goddess |
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"Avi,
Jewish, Moche, Goyish" - Avi
Moche, most popular jewish male in the world, (translation:
in Teaneck/ Englewood area) |
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"I
dont Get this "Kung Fu" stuff, and does bangitout have any
Liberal Views?" - Amira
"Kung Fu" Saltzman, Techie Ninja and All-Star Meat-Eating
Vegetarian! |
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"You
have 10 minutes to get me off the site or else I will release
the fiery wrath of hell on bangitout and all its inhabitants!"
- Will "Smith" Yagoda,
ice cream and Chometz party promoter |
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"You
have 10 minutes to get me off the site or else I will release
the fiery wrath of hell on bangitout and all its inhabitants!"
- Will "Smith" Yagoda,
ice cream and Chometz party promoter |
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" If banging out ShishKabob
on Friday Night is Wrong, I dont Wanna be Right! "
- Binyomin Reider,
The Greatest Jewish Iron Chef in History and Mazone Veteran
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"How come all Philly guys
& L.A. guys are so sketchy?... and why are they my best
friends?" - David
Jerome, Best dressed Michiganer in a little coat
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"No,
I don't know where Rafi Wald is, but I do know where the next
Tahari sample sale is" - Rachel
Zahtz , America's favorite Zahtz, (JWeller sold
seperately) |
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"Master's Degree.. Great
Job.. Great Girlfriend... Great Orange goatee...if Mrs.
Farrior could see me now" - Gabi
Grunstien, CEO, The Hungarian Boating & Enviromental
Nudists Society
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"If
you think this site is a riot, try going camping with the
Galenas. The 5 second rule does not exist in their world"
- Miriam Lasar,
Member,G.r.i.t.s. (Girls Rule In The
South) |
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"Punky
Glickman? Primetime Glick?.... the galenas have got to get
a life... now back to my IMing" - Monica
Glickman, Fastest IMer in the West (Side) |
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Elon
Zibbit |
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Shushanna
Walsh |
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"What
does this term 'Goldberg, you idiot' mean? Inquiring minds
want to know" - Rachel
Grossman, Entertainment Weekly and bangitout.com avid
reader |
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"Ok, I do smurfy good deeds,
and I have a smurfy voice, but I am much more cuter than
smurfette. Maybe Cindy Crawford?" -
Jill Goldberg, The Gem of Riverdale
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"It's
not proper for a bachur to go on the internet, unless it's
for Professor Vrettos. Keep it up!" - Ezra
Berenholtz, Wurztweiler's biggest Masmid |
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"We
are looking for someone who will work partime and will Instant
Messenger fulltime" - Shev
Halberstam, Star of TV sitcom "Shev and the City"
and bangitout senior recruiter. |
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"My
winter home is in the mountains (Washington Heights) and my
summer home is on an island (Staten Island). Can life get
any better? - Aaron
"Lamb" Roth, An Upper West Side weekend warrior |
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"Jill, I don't live on the
East Side anymore, and I have a real job...that's probably
why I'm not at my apartment" - Elie
Goldmann, CEO, J-escorts and "Hello Charlie"
Fanclub |
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"Hey rockers, knowing all
the words to Evan & Jaron is a great way to pickup 12
year olds.... right Absmo?" - Joel
Orgel, Founder, Lonsmo don't be a little Goldberg Foundation.
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"Does
this website take submissions from Omaha Stylin' Asian Men
who wear white hats after Memorial Day? Just wondering. -
Josh Gonsher, coolest
jew ever (From Omaha) |
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"How can I be yeshivish if I work
at Mckinsey and like techno music?" - Deena
Novick, senior partner, IloveRutgers.com |
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"The #1 person least likely to look at this website: Shoshana"
- Ilana Adams,
Member, Jewish Charlie's Angels (Shoshana, Shira,
Ilana) & best laugh (snort) ever
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"Yes,
my cousin is Shawn, and No, my middle name is not Scoop. Go
Orioles!" Rachel Nerissa
Elbaum, The Official Journalist of the James Tower
...(PS. Nerissa means "Scoop" in Hebrew) |
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"Yo, whats up with this 'Dancing
Nira' stuff...you've never even seen me dance?"-
Nira Golombeck, Upper West Side Rookie of the Year
(for dancing) |
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"You guys already have slut gear, why not bring back the
Official Helft twin "slut bands" and bandanas? -
Shari Helft, The First Orthodox Jewish Ski Bunny
Legend
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"Atlanta is made from the best stuff on earth. Coke, the
Braves, and Evan & Jaron...what else could a southern gal
ask for?" - Allison
Rodbell, Best southern cook on the west side.
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"SherriShari,
do you think Dworken is alittle wierd? I mean the guy buys
all these toys and doesn't even like rollerblading or Da Bears?
- Will
Lennon, jobjumper.com & Wildrose Legend |
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"The Westmont is a fun place to
live! It's like being at summer camp all year round, except
with alot more wierd people. - Hillary
Menkowitz, Camp Ramah Lifetime Acheivement Award
Winner |
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"So what if I like Jewish music?... The only way to meet
chicks back in Baltimore was to listen to MBD and learn
to play the drums. - David
Kessler, thinnest man on the west side & Culture
Club G-d
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"Allan, if Gila and Izzy can use their Hebrew names, well
than so can I"- Chaya
Gordon Burstyn, the artist formerly known as Karen
Nicole.
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"A
Bedouin tent motif decorated with Roman busts, and open windows
is my type of party
Eytan Apter, member, the royal we. Part-time Angel
of Death |
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"Comon, Get Back on "D" Matkoff, step it up like Charles
Junior. Lets win this one for Rabbi Yankelevitz! "
- Gary Strong, Pheonix
One Defensive End, and bangitout legal counsel
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"I like to wear sparkles....ummm,
alot?"
Tobi "sparkles"
Oppenheimer, spooky eyed party gal and swim team captain |
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"Perfect
Birthday: ArtsNCrafts,Ice Cream Sundaes and the Bangitout
Party Van!" - Suri Grusgott,
Free to Be You and Me Canadian, with a Philly twist. |
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"I
have no clue what I'm doing on this site...Korn you're dead
"
Siona Listokin,
Amain in the Membrane, 'Blind Date' Contestant Winner
|
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"2am...Need
to study, need to study, Need..... KD french fries."
- Rivka Friedman,
Einstien Slacker |
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"Hello Everyone!"
Ezra Fass,
Tanach loving programmer & funniest man alive. |
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"I
hava great idea, why don't we expand Flower.com out to Beantown!"
- Nachum Palefski, Miamonides Basketball
& Rabbi Hirsh Legend, #33 |
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"Oh
Shwarma....I didn't see Almost Famous. Rav Eli, it's
Tuesday, let's go rent it!!" -
Jason Rozen, Reishit Gadol in training |
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"I
need a drink already and it's not even noon...I think Midreshet
can use one too" - Brooke
Klein, jamestower.com
|
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"Yes,
I am an accountant...but an accountant with a goatee"
- Dan Friedlander
Staten Island rulez! |
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"
Will, do you have a cup of sugar we can borrow?" - Allan
Gordon Burstyn the ultimate Frisbee King |
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"Now, who do I like more, Sheemon
or Zibitt?" - Roseland
Joshua,
Jr. developer, pics.html |
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"Rav Kahn says excersize (and a nice tan) is very important
for the nefesh" - Jason Finlkestien , YU Smicha Student
|
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I can't wait for more fascinating updates from Milner and
Elysha via email!" - Alisa
Weinberger, the 'Canada is Dry' fund |
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"Peter, you're an idiot." - Avi
Stien, the marrying man
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"I've
heard owners usually resemble their dogs, isn't that right
Drakie?" -David Zigelman,
CanadaISgayEh?.com |
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"We are alot like Sessions at West 54th St., except with
a better singer"- Donnie
Weinstock, Internet visionary and partime
singer
|
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"The
class I am teaching is called, 'Coed Naked Talmud...Lessons
for our Times'- Michael
"superninjas" Zauderer, SeferahBeard@Frisch.com |
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"Our favorite Passover food is artichokes, but without
all those tasty breadcrumbs. How cute are we?" -Dina
Gilchinsky and Adam Loskove, Freaks and Geeks.com
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"Ok,
so who do I look like? please email me and tell me!" - Midreshset Marlene Litt , Kareoke
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