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Rave Reviews!
Upper West Side celebrity look-alikes being highly misquoted for our pure enjoyment. Who do you look like?
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Stressful days of reading Heschel, Hertzl and bangitout.com can only be followed by 4am Baking
- Jude Kramer, The original Australian Chabadnick dance floor goddess |
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- Amy Benjamin, Florida's Brightest Sunshine |
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- Dahlia Krukofsky Bellows, The Most Organized Woman Alive |
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- Ariel Beery, PresenTense founder and the most creative zionist ever |
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- Natalie Batshaw, Montreal's #1 NYC Import |
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- Shaun Azari, Protecting NY's money (hopefully with sci-fi powers) |
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- Candice Ackermann, Dallas Cowgirl, Who Don't Mess With Texas |
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- Daniel Abram, Goldman's Living Inspired Reublican |
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- Rachel Friedman Adler, Sarah's twin sister |
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- Ariela Aharon, West Side Investor in Relations Specialist |
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- Nechama Abramoff , The Fastest Jewish Woman in the World |
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- Aliza Abrams, CJF Queen, facilitating fun (and some education) to the world |
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- Marshall Altman, Tupac lovin, IDT caf-ing, deadpanning Clevelanknight! |
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- Danielle Ames, Vancouver & Ryan's hottest cookie |
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- Yoni Barker, Downstating doc,a jersey boy that got thrown across the river |
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- Rebecca Keys, Balitmontrealin', Jewish Historying, Freckled Israeli LOLer |
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Bangitout needs a gossip column and a VIP area for twins at their parties
- Marisa Tuchinsky, Real Estating, Great Necking, Head's Above Most Partier on the West Side |
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- Jessica Tuchinsky, Harvard's Legally Tall Party Going Gal |
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- Adam Smoler , Chicago's DoubleClicking, west side kolleling, online ad icon |
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You wanna go where everyone knows your...music (or purim shpeil skits)
- Shmuel Bodenheimer, Musical Spice N' Spirit Genius of the West Side |
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- Adam Resnick , Bikur Choliming, Slipper wearing, Master Meal Maker of the Upper West Side |
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- Esther Kustanowitz, Queen of all things Jewliciousy, PresentTens-ish, and the Jewish-blogosphere's First Lady. |
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Finally, I am on the cover of a trashy celeb gossip site!
- Isaac Winkler , Legal recruiting, IBC Prezing, couch crashing, Upper West Side icon (who doesnt even live on the west side) |
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No, I am NOT the kid in all the Norman Rockwell paintings! But yes! I am old enough to drink.
- Elliot Polak, AKA: Proud friend of Eli Gadlin and Josh/Yair/Superboy Sturm. |
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- Noach Bernstein, Philly & ParkSlope's #1 Kickass Mustached Married Hipster |
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- Suri Grussgott, Free to Be You and Me Canadian, with a Philly twist! |
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Because I am new to the UWS I figure if I can make it here, (bangitout.com) I can make it anywhere. It's up to you Bangitout, Bangitout! Go BLUE
- Sarah Chopp, the new kid on the block (joey or jordan) |
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Ok, if we can't all move to Israel now, why don't we start a movement to the next great place...the village!!!
- Tehilla Eisenstadt , Moshava nostalgist and Renissance Fair Fanatic |
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See, what people do not understand is that Canadians are just nicer versions of Americans who dress well in the winter. What's not to love?
- Akiva Katz, the UWS Canadian's Canadian |
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Our hobbies include spin the bottle, twins trivia, and telling Seth which room each of us live in
- Karen, Robyn and Johanna, The Sagamore Girls |
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For our next themed staurday night party we will be doing a luao, moroccan, 80's, disco, Chanukah, birhtday, chinese auction. I wonder what to wear?
- Tani Shwartz, |
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Since you've never met me, I hope to get a pic that represents the social idiosyncracies of Modern Orthodoxy...i.e. include nudity
- Ahava Leibtag, bangitout's most observant writer (yup, thats a fall mister!) |
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Can I get a witness, or a light house...to guide the bangitout hockey team to your heart?
- Dave Rappaport , shown here with the True slap to his shot |
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Contemporary Jewish History starts and ends with one man...and he is Lon Smolensky
- Julie Lieber, West 120's iron chef & our favorite scratchy voiced singer |
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Besides playing on the BIO hockey team, I work at a ratings company called Yachad IBCA. Actually, it's now only called Yachad
- Avi Kaplan, West Hempstead youth minyan attendee, age 24 |
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from Brynstein to Brynfeld, NY to LA, Single to married, bangitout still makes me laugh!, well that and Some Girl.
- Bryna Fiedler, Lon's Smoldering Temptress, Moshe's Spectacular, Spectacular |
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You'd think that people would of had enough of silly Galenas. I look around bangitout and I see it isn't so
- Jessica 'Wacky Mac' Moore, LA's cutest clumsy Freckled Redhead.. until the end...of...time... |
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Even though I was 14, I was still grunge....Now, does Arye like me?
- Jessica 'Punky' Russak, the most mature scratchy voiced Shmira Goddess and star of 'Russak in the City' |
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Wait a second, now that I am engaged, I get a rave review? That's it, I'm moving back to Chicago!
- Gila Abrams, Wurtzweiler grad gone wild! |
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Sorry, can't talk now, need to find someone to tell them I'm engaged!
- Jessica Weller, the original bangitout.com muse and star of the hit TV show, Searching for Rafi Wald |
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It's not that I am obsessed with you, Dani, it's that I am obsessed with your room...heck what girl isn't?
- Ora Korn, best smile on the west side |
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City of Angels doesn't compare to swinging on the Upper West Side, as long as you don't have a goatee..Joel
- Noah Hartman, Theme song writer, Atlanta's Golden God and always crazy for that girl |
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Guess what everyone, I'm ENGAGED!!! Thanks for telling me, Seth
- Suzy Helft, Founder of the Helft-Lieber Archieology Center, and star of the hit movie, Indiana Helft and the lost Drazen |
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I'm sorry I can't talk right now, I'm too busy doing mitzvos
- Yael Warhaftig , the James Tower's Torah Tour guide |
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I was once the same height as the Galenas. Mrs. Green's class...5th grade.
- Ami Rosen, Kobe Bryant's #1 lokedog, next to Matt Matkoff |
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I'm ok.....No, Im alright....Im having fun......IM GOING HOME
- Ilana Grafstien, Lon's concert partner, and winner, Tannest triathlete contest, Cancun '02 |
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Rooming with Seth in Israel has made me an official banger. But I still don't get why he calls me Tristar?
- Yitz Treitel, world's wackiest website finder and day trade extraordinaire |
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mmmmmmmm kosher chili. Yes, I make it from scratch. It beats cholent anyday. Call me for the recipe
- Bruce Wernick, The UWS's Texas Ranger and world chili champion |
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We will be starting a committee to collect spontaneous reflections about the connection between bangitout and tikun olam. Please join us
- Moshe Bellows, the true voice of everything good on the UWS |
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Thank you for featuring me on your prestigious website. This is almost as good as the photo album I made at Suzanne's Birthday
- Atara Neuer, Washington Hieghts most artistic Canadian Import |
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If only there were some guys like N'sync or backstreet boys on the Westside (who do situps) life would be so much easier
- Meredith Paskowitz, Justin Timberlake's new love interest |
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Seattle needs more props on this website. Can I write a Starbucks that bangs section?
- Laura Norman, Upper East Side's Supersonic party animal |
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L. B. loving your stickers and website, Does that necessitate a kiss?
- Laurent Bensimon, Bringing a happy hour to global email listserves and Morrocan Minyans throughout the West Side (just mention Laurent's list) |
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The key to getting on the bangitout.com (and only simchas) is sitting next to the Galenas at a wedding, well that and knowing their roommate
- Andrea Katzenstien, The Westmont's best kept secret |
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Arye, I know you have Tyrone's money, so you better kiss your mezuzahs goodnight
- Sue-Z Kentor, Tyrone McFlurry's and Stephon Marbury's bashert |
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Girls (molly), Girls (Jodi), Girls (shush)!
- Tyrone McFlurry, UWS pizza deliver drug cartel and Orthodoxxx wedding dance floor diva |
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Wow, the shifrettes will be impressed that I made it on the website; however does this mean that I owe Seth a Macabee?
- Shifra Goldberg, most athletic non-Upper West Sider on the Upper West Side |
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If Finklestien can get engaged, the entire West Side will be married by next year. Guaranteed
- Shimy , The Ceasar Salad, Rav Reichman, tropical shirt wearing, frisbee king |
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If Eric didn't have me, I think he still would be making brisket in a toaster for the bangitout.com staff, while commuting to NYC from Cleveland
- Joel Kirzner, Nicest guy/apartment on the west side (for this week atleast) |
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Only after four years of medical school, am I finally starting to understand the infamous Galena frisbee lingo ...someday I'll 'get there'
- Michai Mazar, 2001 MVFD, Most Valuable Frisbee Doctor on the UWS |
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A good bochur has got to Chazur, and when he's done, he should Chazur more until he is..uhh Yonaton read the tosfos!
- Daveed Perl, YULA's Sarachek Hall of Famer, Bikur Cholim Rockstar, & Camouflage Backpacker. (Talmud Muvhak of Rav Hirsh) |
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Choose a career is like choosing your roommates... pick something and someone completely insane
- Rachel Schmell, Mckinsey's favorite Yiddish speaking consultant |
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As a Doctor, I have learned to sleep anywhere... Including the bangitout headquarters. (AKA my brother's overpriced room)
- Oren Fass, 415's most prevalent bar chord playing guest |
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There is nothing better in this world than downing a thick, yet holy, Liter of Sabra Orange Liquor. It makes me feel all goofy inside
- Dan Relles, Singer of the hit single |
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The July 4 BIO comping trip was really fun. I attribute that to Ondy, and Nechama's Condy, and Arye's...scents of humor
- Suzanne Selingot, Washington Heights hottest new Belgian Astrologer |
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This website is more jammed packed than my shower, bathroom, living room, this past weekend!
- Uncle Ben Fass , The folk singing, chabad-going doctor and greatest host in LA |
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FINALLY, the first Phoenixian Lawyer to get on bangitout.com. Lon, did you put them up to it?
- Marcy Block, Acapella Goddess and bangitout.com West Coast travel adviser |
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Rena, Will ya(goda) marry me?
- Josh Zelig (JZ), Frisch Basketball Genius, and author of the new bestseller |
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Hot married couples, Evan and 'Jarod', shalosh seudos and an intro (mission statement) that will go down as one of my finest since my role in Family Prayers. LA is the answer!
- Tzvi Ratner-Stauber , greatest chest-hair and wheeler in LA, and only 2 steps from Kevin Bacon (Jane Jenkins!!) |
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Under age Clubbing at Bling Bling and playing Exotic Robot with bangitout twins is much more fun than Pickles!!
- Danielle Erin Kasirer, LA's hottest tennis, pool, and ping pong underage teen phenom out of Beverly Hills since Joleigh Kasirer |
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Does anyone want to go to Israel with me for 5 weeks? Call me and we can schmooze (chavairot only)
- Amir Perlson, Ultimate melamdim and frisbee all-star in the West Side (kollel) |
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Maybe I could design a line of bangitout/ Michelle Deborah hats! Although you probably wont get to meet Brittany Spears
- Malki Mermelstien, sweetest hat designer on the UWS |
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Sorry guys, can't do it tonight. We are 6 months behind Michiganian styles. We are going to have to lay you off
- Joey Wilson, luckiest MBA student to return to Umich since Tom Dolan |
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Nice site Goldenas! I hope we can take another roadtrip and not wimp out and get gas. Good night Jay
- Eli Scheiman, most underrated law school cohain to come out of Philly since Rick |
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Living in San Diego is like vacationing in Club Med all year round. Wanna to create a mini West Side there?
- Suri Brody, Most underrated, Tijuana tripping, party personality on the UWS |
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Going to Philly for the holidays is so great because I know every Philly born young couple there (all 4 of them) plus I get to see Sheemon
- Debbie Stein, All-star Rutgers Alum and star of the movie |
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Pass me my chair... I am about to finish my Little Mermaid Solo. And children, DO NOT get in my way!
- Aliza Cole, The James Tower's most INSANE Israeli Taboo player ever |
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I'm on the 1 year Germany, 1 year West side, 25 year Philly plan
- Ellie Schainker, World Saving, |
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Sure, Cambridge or BIO doesn't hold a candle to Prenzlauer Berg, but at least my apartment is across the street from my office!
- Rachel Milner, Potomac's legendary German speaking, RUSH drumming, NCSYing (w/ the galenas) X-West Side goddess |
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No, PopacK that is not really a picture of me. But if it was I would be getting mad law school chicks (um, frum only)
- Richie T. Frolich, Staten Island's fav law-schooling, golf addict, & BIO sports editor |
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If being part of the bangitout.com legal team means I get a pic on the website.. I'm 100 % pro bono
- Leslie Teichman, CEO, Tiechmans for Bangitout Foundation |
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With bangitout.com and the JC Young Leadership in my apt I could goto Ireland and not miss a beat
- Felicia Firetag, Los Angeles' hottest jap |
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Bangitout.com is a fun website to goto when I am not cuttin the rug or cutting someone's spleen
- Dr. Ilana Moche, Medical adviser for bangitout parties and newest resident of the UWS |
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6 people in my class + childhood weight problem + excessive intake of rice cakes = bangitout.com staff member
- Avi Korn, Penn Talmudic warrior born and raised by the power of Greystone (Road) |
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Purple silk kippahs are my mincha attire of choice - thank you bangitout.com!
- Steven Westerman, J-basketball allstar, Georgi's Mosad Foot Soldier and number one patron of Diamond Dairy |
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With Monica getting hitched, I think we should decide on who Sheemon will be sharing a room with
- Bat Bornstein, Aaadvertising exec of the James Tower |
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As a kosher wine connoisseur, there are only two wines that work on the West Side, Rashi and Rashi
- Rachel Markowitz, freshman RA in Keywest dorms |
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Getting engaged is the easy part... Mincha at Israel Rallies, now there's a challenge!
- Barry Cooper, Kinneret's Investment Banking, Twinaholic, Dvar Torah Master |
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Nothing beats denying someone benefits and then having a good meal/date at Va Bene
- Lee Gorin, NYC's newest Pep boy |
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Top ten things Brooklyn and Minneapolis have in common...um Moredchai help me out on this one!
- Naomi Storfer, UWS's Engaged TriplelayerKugel Master and Mbodek's super scoobie spin |
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The Chanukah Party last year was a blast - latkas, grab-bags, and basherts, OH MY!
- Robbie Zellner, Michelle's havdala making, haircut getting, Engaged TIVO wizard |
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There are certain fellas who spend their lives living in the 80's...and then there are boring people (Ashkenazim)
- David Alhadeff, CEO, Sefardics for Van Halen and most hardcore Jewish 80's fan of all time |
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These bangitout dudes knocked down pins faster than they drink hot apple cider at our annual Chanukah Party!
- Michelle Zigelman, Israel's newest fundraising Bowlarama babe |
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Going to Israel and volunteering was totally awesome. Being back on the west side is well, ...a bummer
- Sarah Finegold, the quintessential redhead of the west side |
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When you have a party where both the cops as well as the bangitout PartyVan show, you know it was a good party
- Josh Kurtz, CEO, Westside Parties Gone Wild |
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Well now hold up a minute. If Adam can be on the website so can I! Us Aussies stick together!
- Lisa Zimmet, Adelaide representative bangitout-Down Under! |
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Hey dude mate, where is my car Vegemite? (I'll be in the States another 6 days so anyone wanna date me, email me now. I am a Dr.)
- Adam Feldman, Director of Sales, bangitout-Down Under! |
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How the hell did I get on this site again? Isn't this like so 2003?
- Jenny Deinstag , - this pic looks nothing like me! |
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I generally either teach chemistry, rock climb or attend some wholesome bangitout.com parties
- Joey Zonenshine, Seattle's Egyptian/Israeli/ Portuguese/Cuban man of steal |
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JOSHHHHHHHHH
- Shari Sussman , Queen of 87th St. |
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