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“Because
when the world takes one step forward, Bangitout takes ten steps back”
See last year’s introduction
to this annual segment…it’ll explain everything.
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The
10 Best of Films of the Year 1993
Best Dumb Action Film
Three
Way Tie:
1993 was a year where the action movie got the royal treatment with
Andrew (Under Siege) Davis directing Harrison Ford in The Fugitive.
Tommy Lee Jones has been living off the fumes from his Oscar winning
role as a U.S. Marshall ever since, but that doesn’t mean there
wasn’t plenty of brainless violence.

Cliffhanger
– You wouldn’t expect it, but Stallone actually had the biggest
hit of his career this past year with Spy Kids 3D. It is a mighty
strange thing watching the action hero adjust to old age. Ten years ago,
Stallone and Renny (Die Hard 2) Harlin teamed up to make a fast paced,
blood and guts stunner about mountain
men going up against sophisticated criminals after a botched heist above
snow peaked cliffs. The film sports one of the most devastating
prologues of all time and lets us relish a reptilian villain as depicted
by John Lithgow before he became a comedian.

Nemesis -Veteran B action director Albert Pyun
gets most of the credit for this one. The better B action movies of the
sci-fi genre rise above the rest by stocking the
flick with a true B movie cast, providing a provocative story, and
knowing how to stretch the dollar. Nemesis does all three by including
Olivier Gruner, Brion (Blade Runner) James, and Tim (Trancers, Dollman)
Thomerson in the proceedings and by putting an interesting spin on the
old cyborg cop premise. Extra points for filming
exciting action sequences without the boom mike creeping into the frame.
Pyun directed a straight to video film this year starring Master P and
Traci Bingham.

Striking Distance – Technically, this bizarre movie about cops on
boats in Pittsburgh and a serial killer is a “suspense thriller” but
back in 93’, a mere two years removed from The Last Boy Scout and
Hudson Hawk, Bruce Willis movies with guns were actioners. The plot is
deranged and the mood somber and spooky
as we try to get to the bottom of the mystery, all while
appreciating the fine work of Sarah Jessica Parker, who had to do
something to pass the time between Girls Just Want to Have Fun and Sex
and the City.
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Best
Horror Film
The
Good Son – When I say “Horror”, I may be referring to what
happened to Macaulay Culkin only one year after he played troublemaking
cherub Kevin McAllister in Home Alone II. Let’s see…we have a child
actor who can’t act but is really cute…got it! Let’s give him a
really challenging role where he plays a psychotic tyke who tries to
murder members of his family. If you want to actually witness the
transition of Culkin from America’s darling to some has been, this is
the best way to do it. The film is scary at times, but mainly because
Culkin’s strange acting “technique” is so unsettling and the mere
gimmick of watching him play evil is a guilty pleasure (or was at the
time). Culkin is grown up and acting again. He appeared in this year’s
forgettable Party Monster as a flamboyant club kid from the 80’s. His
young costar from The Good Son, Elijah Wood, also came out with a movie
this year – that’s right – Gollum isn’t the only maniacal beast
in Frodo’s life.
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Best
Movie to watch on a Fast Day
Schindler’s
List – Spielberg took everything about cinema to the next level
with his meticulous, love laden Holocaust drama. For sheer brutality,
unyielding realism, and magnificent acting (highlighted by Ralph Fiennes
monstrous Nazi), you can’t rise above this Oscar winning masterpiece.
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Best spawn of Boyz N' the Hood
Philadelphia
– Ok, so the first mainstream AIDS epic doesn’t really have much to
do with the Hood, but the category is already locked in place from last
year, Poetic Justice sucked, and Philadelphia had to make the list
somehow…and Denzel is in it…and he’s black. I wonder if anyone has
seen this movie twice just to double check it’s touted excellence. It
kind of came out, made a lot of noise because of the topic and Tom
Hanks’ powerhouse performance as a homosexual lawyer fired after
contracting the virus, and disappeared. What is undeniable is that it
broke new ground in that Hanks won an Oscar every year since and ten
years later, queers are totally the rage!
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Best
Tom
Cruise Film
The
Firm – This one was an easy pick. It was
Cruise’s only movie. The cast is jam packed with eclectic talents
including Gary Busey, Holly Hunter, Gene Hackman, Ed Harris, and even
Wilford (Quaker Oats dude) Brimley. It’s important to acknowledge this
movie for the simple reason of it being the first of many John Grisham
movies. In 1993, everyone was talking about the lawyer turned writer and
his thriller about a young attorney getting in over his head at a
Memphis firm. The movie version lived up to the hype and provided an
intense, unsettling look at our desire to live the good life, but at
what cost?
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Best
Absurd Comedy
Freaked
– What movie teamed up Mr. T, Bobcat Goldthwaite, and Brooke Shields?
What movie stars both Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter, but isn’t a Bill
& Ted movie? If you guessed Freaked, then I made it too easy by
having the word “Freaked” in bold black letters right in front of
this paragraph, because you weren’t supposed to know that one. Alex
Winter (Bill) never quite made the impact of his Wyld Stallyns
counterpart, but he did prove his warped comedic talents by writing and
starring in this tripped out tale of a diabolical freak show ringmaster
(Randy Quaid) who mutates those unfortunate enough to cross his path.
Awards like Best Absurd Comedy were created for movies like this one.
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Best
Independent

Naked – Mike
(Secrets & Lies) Leigh made perhaps his greatest contribution to
cinema ten years ago with this dark, depressing, unflinching film about
a man (David Thewlis, who never quite made it, although he starred in
this years Timeline and was added to the Harry Potter cast for the next
segment) traipsing about the streets of London while trying to avoid
being beaten by the family members of a girl he has raped. If that
isn’t grave enough, wait until you see the misery he encounters along
the way. Uplifting material this is not, but as daring filmmaking
exposing the raw nerve endings of our little planet; it is worth a look
if you have the stomach.
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Best
Date Movie
Sleepless
in Seattle – This one I’ve actually seen
and not on a date. I believe Camp Raleigh took the staff to Jamesway one
rainy night and served up this dandy. Did I cry? I don’t remember. Did
I try to sit next to the hottest girl who would be willing to sit next
to me? I would bet on it. Otherwise, women love this movie because
it’s romantic and it is the ultimate Siyata Dishmaya love story. When
two people are made for each other like Tom and Meg, the climactic
meeting is destiny. Nora (Silk Wood, When Harry Met Sally) Ephron, a
talented director who later directed the pair again in the universal
punchline You’ve Got Mail, obviously struck a cord with daters
everywhere because Sleepless was one of the biggest hits of the year.
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Best
Underrated Drama
Short
Cuts– Robert (The Company – in theatres
now) Altman’s symphony of life comes together with his usual large and
diverse casts including Jack Lemmon, Julian Moore, and Robert Downey Jr.
The film is not underrated by critics in the sense that it is widely
praised as one of Altman’s best, but it never quite made the
connection with audiences as his other films like The Player, Nashville,
or M*A*S*H. The film covers such a vast array of characters and
situations that it is impossible to do the multiple stories justice in a
short paragraph. Needless to say this film is so under the radar that
even I have never seen it…and that tells you a lot about how much I
respect this movie.
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Best
Film
Jurassic
Park – Sure I could have gone artsy with The Piano or Jewish with
Schindler’s List, but I have to give Spielberg’s rousing dinosaur
adventure the nod here because not only did he make one of the most
satisfyingly frightening sagas of our time, but he managed to do it with
a broken heart while working simultaneously on a personal project about
his people’s history during World War II. Jurassic Park, based on the
Michael Crichton novel, succeeds on so many levels that it is nearly
unflawed. The suspense and violence are mixed with a perfect blend of
camp and viciousness, the risky lead casting of virtual nobodies Sam
Neil and Laura Dern was a brilliant gamble, and the thoughtfulness
behind the themes of man versus G-d as creator come together marvelously
in the ultimate thrill ride with a brain. The film also stands out and
set the standard at the time for what has subsequently become par for
the course in movies, computer generated effects. Spielberg’s
ultra-real dinos were the best ever to hit the screen and filmmakers
have been clamoring to repeat the trick ever since. The third
installment of the downhill series came out in 2001 and was not directed
by Spielberg.
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Worst
Film of the Year
Sliver
– It took Hollywood almost a full ten years to realize that Sharon
Stone was one of the biggest stars in the business simply because she
bared all in Basic Instinct. A
year after Instinct, Sharon who could not have been hotter in every
sense of the word, was transplanted into Phillip (The Quite American)
Noyce’s awkward voyeurism thriller where she matched up against the
acting talents of her male thespian rival, Billy Baldwin. Of course she
was naked again and simulating sex again, but this time there was no
reason to care. We had seen it all before and the plot was a convoluted
mess capped off by a cop out finale. Sharon has slowly crept (or was
forced) out of the limelight for making a string of unwatchable movies
and for refusing to do any more nude scenes. When Stone said in 1995
before filming Casino that she wanted to be seen as a “serious
actress” and would no longer play the willing and able vixen, one could smell the smoke throughout California. Her next “serious” role is
alongside Halle Berry in 2004’s Catwoman.
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