Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adir
Adir who?
Adirhu, Adirhu, Bim-hay-ra, Bim-hay-ra….
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Aaron
Aaron who?
Why Aaron you letting the Jews go, Pharoah?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good reason why this night is different than all others?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in your seder, it’s cold out here.
Knock, knock
Who's There?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita eat much more matzah to be yotzei
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for Shulchan Orech.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, Nuts are kitniyos of Passover
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
leena!
leena who?
Leena little closer to the left, we recline at the seder!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie Ma Nishtana already! We've been waiting all year!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Phillip
Phillip who?
Phillip your cup again, it’s time for the second cup of wine.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice they going to serve dinner at this seder – I’m starving
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and bring over the cup for washing our hands
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam tongue is burning from this marror!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting seder leader.
Interrup-Let’s move on!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Howie! Howie who?
Howie gonna finish this seder faster!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dragon !
Dragon who ?
Dragon your feet again – let’s get on with this seder already
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Pudding!
Pudding who?
Pudding alittle too much charoses on your marror are we?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
orange
orange who?
orange you going to answer the door? It’s me Elijah I’ve been sitting here for an hour
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Figs
Figs who ?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken and Elijah has been ringing for an hour
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Toby
Toby Who?
Toby or not Toby, that is the 5th question on the seder night.