How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a lightbulb?
I packed the lightbulbs in the basement with the chometz. You are not messing up my basement
How many Jewish dads does it take to change a lightbulb?
He keeps saying he cant do it because he is like a man of 70!
How many Jewish dads does it take to change a lightbulb?
He keeps saying Next Year in Jerusalem. He said that last year!
How many Sefirah counters does it take to change a lightbulb?
I dont know but last night was 5.
How many wise sons does it take to change a lightbulb?
One to learn all the laws and statues of electiricity, the other to remind us it's yomtov, you cant change it stupid
How many wicked sons does it take to change a lightbulb?
None – It's your lightbulb Dad, you deal with it!
How many Sons who dont know how to ask does it take to change a lightbulb?
Wait, was there a question here?
How many Israelites does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, with the help of a mighty hand and an outstretched arm
How Many Rabbis in Bnei Brak does it take to change a lightbulb?
Is it out? or is it just time to recite the morning shema?
How many people at your seder does it take to change a light bulb?
If HE only had taken out the bulb or only gotten a new one, dayenu, dayenu
How many people at your seder does it take to change a lightbulb?
I dont know, they keep “passing over” the job
How many Elijah The Prophet's does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but after a cup of wine at every seder, he may be pretty drunk
How many tribes does it take to change a lightbulb?
12 are the tribes of Israel, but one is hashem in the heaven and the earth.
How many Goats does it take to change a lightbulb?
1, God slew the angel of death, that killed the slaughterer, that slaughted the cow, that drank the water, that put out the fire. So someone had to change the lightbulb before it burned the stick.
How many matchmakers does it take to change a light bulb?
Is the lightbulb single? Come from a good family?
How many matzah makers does it take to change a lightbulb?
18, lest it rise after that.
How many Pharoah's does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but he will not let it go.
How many Egyptians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Cue plague of Darkness
How many Rabbis does it take to change a lightbulb?
2, one to change it, while the other delivers a 3 part sermon on the topic of tradition over change
How many lubavitcher guys does it take to change a light bulb?
2, one to change it while the other puts tefillin on it.
How many shana aleph guys does it take to change a light bulb?
I dont know, they apparently need to go back for shana bet to know
How many YU guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
Will this information be on the Final?