"April Levine and her Search for a Shtark Bochur"

based on the original song "Sk8ter Boi" by Avril Lavigne
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(music)

He was a boy,
She was a girl,
cannot make it any more obvious,
She was so young,
He slept all day,
what more can i say???
He wanted her,
She'd never tell
secretly she wanted him as well,
But the shadchan,
Didnt say nothin
about his baggy clothes.

He was a modern boy,
She said see you later boy
Its not shayich now,
She had a pretty face,
But her head was up in space
She needed to come back down to earth.

5 years from now,
She sits at home,
Feeding the dog ,she's all alone,
She turns on the TV,
Guess who she sees,
Modern boy rockin up OZ!!,
She calls up her friends,
They already know,
And they've all got
Seats for the Friday night show,
She tags along,
Stands in the crowd,
Looks up at the man that she turned doooooooown.
He was a modern boy
She said see you later boy
He wasn't good enough for her,
Now he's a shtarke bocher
hes gone so faaaaaaaaaaaaar
to show pretty face what he's worth
He was a modern boy,
She said see you later boy,
He wasn't good enough for her,
Now he's a shtarke bocher,
Doin tons of chazar,
To show pretty face what he's worth
(music)
Sorry girl but you missed out,
Well tough luck that boy's mine now,
We are more than just good friends,
OnlySimchas is how the story ends,
Too bad that you couldn't see,
See the shtarke bocher that boy could be,
There is more than meets the eye,
I see the soul that is inside.
He's just a boy,
And I'm just a girl,
Can I make it any more obvious?
We are in love,
Haven't you heard?
After 2 dates
Weddings scheduled for May 3rd
I'm with the modern boy,
I said see you later boy,
See u after your 9 oclock shiur
And well write a song
bout the girl
that you used to know
I'm with the modern boy,
I said see you later boy,

See u after your 9 oclock shiur
And well write a song
bout the girl
that you used to know…

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please e-mail me here -actaully, pray 4 me, b/c instead of studying for my tefillah exam, i wrote this!

have a great week, keep it kosher,
—-nelly